Remembering Paragon and AFD

Started by Menrva Channel, April 01, 2013, 05:08:51 PM

Menrva Channel

So... today is one of the days I hate most a year, April Fools. Largely because people post a lot of stuff that isn't true and in some cases, it's cool stuff I'd actually like to see. Sometimes, there is a fairly cute/funny joke. Anyway, this brings me to the two years that really stand out in my mind concerning Paragon.

I believe it was 2012 when they did the vanity pet (an actual vanity) and the clown Mastermind set among other things.

In 2011 it was "the Expansion: City of Side Kicks", which I found highly entertaining as well.

And I believe it was 2010 when they did the "Golden Age" and it was a MUCK/MUD format. (As I still do a little bit of MUCK RP so I found that one to be particularly funny the first year.)

One thing is for sure, we had a wonderful Dev team at Paragon with a great sense of humor. I was wondering if anyone else remembered some past Paragon AFD jokes, or maybe had the archived information. It might be fun to revisit some of them. (Like the 'Golden Age" MUD/MUCK/MUSH. I've love to get a copy of that for prosperity.)

Arachnion

I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder

Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive

Menrva Channel

Quote from: Arachnion on April 01, 2013, 05:50:06 PM
http://paragonwiki.com/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day

8)

Eeeee! Thank you! Wow... I was playing back in 2009? lol I was off by a year. -.- Seriously tho, I always got a kick out of their AFD stuff. Thanks. :D

Rotten Luck

Hmmm.... City of Heroes golden age.... Why not?

Really we should be able to come up with a simple text style mission sets for some kind of COH activity!
One way or another... Heroes will fly again!

Ironwolf

You have enter Paragon City a sign says Atlas Park. In front of you is a young woman dressed as a super hero. She is standing on a platform. Behind her is the statue of a giant holding a globe. What do you wish to do?

Kederren

CRAP!! COH Golden Age was an April Fool's Day Joke? I still believed that Mess. Thanks a lot, guys.

SerialBeggar

I would have bought that Vanity Pet  ;D
Teams are the number one killers of Soloists.


JWBullfrog

Quote from: emperorsteele on April 02, 2013, 12:23:19 AM
FREEM!

=)

The ultimate AFD joke. I remember the firestorm that got touched off by the people who actually wanted that option.

Now, it's part of the legend.
As long as somebody keeps making up stories for it, the City isn't gone.

Triplash

Quote from: Ironwolf on April 01, 2013, 08:14:50 PM
You have enter Paragon City a sign says Atlas Park. In front of you is a young woman dressed as a super hero. She is standing on a platform. Behind her is the statue of a giant holding a globe. What do you wish to do?

I attack the gazebo.

Menrva Channel

Quote from: Triplash on April 02, 2013, 04:34:51 AM
I attack the gazebo.

Careful. You never know when the gazebo will attack back. ;)

Also, I want to drop a link to Tony V.'s thread here: ---> Paragon AFD 2013
http://www.cohtitan.com/forum/index.php/topic,8173.msg111690.html#msg111690

Thanks Tony for keeping in tradition of the shenanigans. :)

Codewalker

The gazebo looks unharmed.

The gazebo attacks you... CRITICAL HIT! You take 11,291 points of damage.

You die.

Would you like your possessions identified?

Triplash

Quote from: Codewalker on April 02, 2013, 05:15:07 AM
The gazebo attacks you... CRITICAL HIT! You take 11,291 points of damage.

*jawdrop* I only had 60 hp!!! :o

QuoteYou die.

Would you like your possessions identified?

But... but...!

*sighs* Yes.

dwturducken

http://www.textadventures.co.uk/quest/

It was something i wanted to mess with, but my classwork and helping my son with some other software has taken almost all of my time.
I wouldn't use the word "replace," but there's no word for "take over for you and make everything better almost immediately," so we just say "replace."

Cinnder

Enter door at far side of Crey's Folly.

Are you sure?  You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Kederren

I always wondered where FREEM came from.  :-[  Man, I miss this game.  :(