Movie Quotes

[Paragon Avenger]

"Potatoes!  Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!"

[Teikiatsu]

"Potatoes!  Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!"

PO  TAY  TOES

The Two Towers, precious

[Paragon Avenger]

PO  TAY  TOES

The Two Towers, precious

That is correct, tell him what he's won, Johnny.

[Paragon Avenger]

How about this gem:

I always wanted to learn how to swim, but now there is no time.  (or something like that.)

[Heroette]

Three year anniversary for this thread (yeah, I know it was yesterday but I was busy).  Yeehaw!!!!  Thanks all for keeping it alive (the quotes lately have been beyond my knowledge so I just read it). :D

[Teikiatsu]

How about this gem:

I always wanted to learn how to swim, but now there is no time.  (or something like that.)

Titanic?

[Teikiatsu]

"Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who *mocks* him and *laughs* at him as he's repeatedly *crushed* and *maimed*! Hope you'll *enjoy* it! "

[LateNights]

"Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who *mocks* him and *laughs* at him as he's repeatedly *crushed* and *maimed*! Hope you'll *enjoy* it! "

Under siege?

[Paragon Avenger]

Titanic?

Good guess, but no.
This movie had Dabney in it.

[Floride]

"Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who *mocks* him and *laughs* at him as he's repeatedly *crushed* and *maimed*! Hope you'll *enjoy* it! "

i THINK i actually know this one... UHF?

[Teikiatsu]

i THINK i actually know this one... UHF?

Oh Floride, you guessed the right movie!  Now you get to drink from the firehose!

[Floride]

Oh Floride, you guessed the right movie!  Now you get to drink from the firehose!

I laughed so hard at the firehose I had to pause it the first time thru. LOL that poor, sweet little kid. I think making it a close-up shot is what made it so hilarious. It's one of the 20 movies on my top 10. 

[healix]

"Its amazing. You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death."

[Kelltick]

"Its amazing. You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death."

Meet Joe Black?

[Paragon Avenger]

Good guess, but no.
This movie had Dabney in it.

War Games, if anybody cares.

[Floride]

The adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai, etc....

Hmmm,

A easy one but I just watched it yesterday and enjoyed it again.

"Never give up, Never Surrender".

Nahh, that is too easy.

"By Grapthars Hammer...."

Wait....

Another from the same movie?  Anyone?

I'm just a glorified extra, Fred, I'm a dead man anyway. If I gotta die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
Galaxy Quest!
That was waaay too easy. how about a similar situation...

"This is gonna work. It's a movie, I'm a good guy. This has got to work.... I'm a comedy sidekick. Oh, s**t! I'm a comedy sidekick! IT'S NOT GONNA WORK!"

[Heroette]

I'm just a glorified extra, Fred, I'm a dead man anyway. If I gotta die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
Galaxy Quest!
That was waaay too easy. how about a similar situation...

"This is gonna work. It's a movie, I'm a good guy. This has got to work.... I'm a comedy sidekick. Oh, s**t! I'm a comedy sidekick! IT'S NOT GONNA WORK!"

Oh, Oh, Oh,  I know one!!!!  That is from "Last Action Hero"  and I love that movie. 

Unfortunately, no other quote from me now.  I am at work.  LOL.

[Paragon Avenger]

"You can not defeat me, you are only a big fat panda."

[Teikiatsu]

The adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai, etc....

Hmmm,

A easy one but I just watched it yesterday and enjoyed it again.

"Never give up, Never Surrender".

Nahh, that is too easy.

"By Grapthars Hammer...."

Wait....

Another from the same movie?  Anyone?

"Whoever wrote this episode should DIE!"

also "Grignac!"

[huang3721]

"You can not defeat me, you are only a big fat panda."

"I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda!"

I love Kung Fu Panda

-- EDIT --
Sorry, I forgot to add a quote:

"Timing isn't my strong suit."