Movie Quotes

[Paragon Avenger]

"Now I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead!"

White Chicks

[Paragon Avenger]

I imagine everybody will guess this one:
"Mister, you caused a bunch of people a bunch of trouble, but I'm not going to hit you.  I'm not going to hit you.  Like hell I'm not."

[Teikiatsu]

I imagine everybody will guess this one:
"Mister, you caused a bunch of people a bunch of trouble, but I'm not going to hit you.  I'm not going to hit you.  Like hell I'm not."

McClintock?

[Teikiatsu]

White Chicks

I certainly hope not, never seen that movie.  Here's another hint:

1: Can't you see this horse loves me?
2: I had a woman do that to me once, didn't make her my wife...

[Atlantea]

I certainly hope not, never seen that movie.  Here's another hint:

1: Can't you see this horse loves me?
2: I had a woman do that to me once, didn't make her my wife...

Silverado

(It was the Horse quote that made me remember. :)  )


I'm probably using too much of this next quote and making it too easy to get. But I can't see not using the whole thing, it's just too intensely classic and sad.

"I've passed the point of no return. Do you know what that is? That's the point in a journey where it's longer to go back to the beginning. It's like when those astronauts got in trouble. I don't know, somebody messed up, and they had to get them back to Earth. But they had passed the point of no return. They were on the other side of the moon and were out of contact for like hours. Everybody waited to see if a bunch of dead guys in a can would pop out the other side. Well, that's me. I'm on the other side of the moon now and everybody is going to have to wait until I pop out."

[Paragon Avenger]

McClintock?

Ding-ding-ding.

[Paragon Avenger]

Silverado

(It was the Horse quote that made me remember. :)  )


I'm probably using too much of this next quote and making it too easy to get. But I can't see not using the whole thing, it's just too intensely classic and sad.

"I've passed the point of no return. Do you know what that is? That's the point in a journey where it's longer to go back to the beginning. It's like when those astronauts got in trouble. I don't know, somebody messed up, and they had to get them back to Earth. But they had passed the point of no return. They were on the other side of the moon and were out of contact for like hours. Everybody waited to see if a bunch of dead guys in a can would pop out the other side. Well, that's me. I'm on the other side of the moon now and everybody is going to have to wait until I pop out."

Ghostbusters?

[Teikiatsu]

[Character 2 is drinking a soda]
1: Why don't you just pour battery acid down your throat?
2: No caffeine.

[Paragon Avenger]

[Character 2 is drinking a soda]
1: Why don't you just pour battery acid down your throat?
2: No caffeine.

Freaky Friday.

[Atlantea]

Ghostbusters?

Not even remotely in the same genre.

[Paragon Avenger]

I'm probably using too much of this next quote and making it too easy to get. But I can't see not using the whole thing, it's just too intensely classic and sad.

"I've passed the point of no return. Do you know what that is? That's the point in a journey where it's longer to go back to the beginning. It's like when those astronauts got in trouble. I don't know, somebody messed up, and they had to get them back to Earth. But they had passed the point of no return. They were on the other side of the moon and were out of contact for like hours. Everybody waited to see if a bunch of dead guys in a can would pop out the other side. Well, that's me. I'm on the other side of the moon now and everybody is going to have to wait until I pop out."

Risky Business?

[Teikiatsu]

Freaky Friday.

Nope.

"Bladder control, you don't miss it until it's gone."

[Paragon Avenger]

"Bladder control, you don't miss it until it's gone."

Must be, Gravity.

[Atlantea]

Risky Business?

Nope. But slightly warmer.

[Teikiatsu]

[Character 2 is drinking a soda]
1: "Why don't you just pour battery acid down your throat? "
2: "No caffeine. "

"Bladder control, you don't miss it until it's gone."

Must be, Gravity.

Nope, older.  Think 90's

"A clipboard and a confident wave will get you into any building in the world!"

[Paragon Avenger]

[Character 2 is drinking a soda]
1: "Why don't you just pour battery acid down your throat? "
2: "No caffeine. "

"Bladder control, you don't miss it until it's gone."
Think 90's
"A clipboard and a confident wave will get you into any building in the world!"

Jerry McGuire?

[doctorlurkin]

No.

Friday the 13th. Pt. 4.

[Paragon Avenger]

How about this one:

"There's no crying in baseball."

[Teikiatsu]

How about this one:

"There's no crying in baseball."

A League of Their Own

[Teikiatsu]

Jerry McGuire?

Negative

[Character 2 is drinking a soda]
1: "Why don't you just pour battery acid down your throat? "
2: "No caffeine. "

"Bladder control, you don't miss it until it's gone."

"A clipboard and a confident wave will get you into any building in the world!"

Now for the big guns...

"What do you think I'm *trying* to do? Look, I got news for you. I'm not locked up in the men's room with a cop because it's a good time. Frankly, I've had better times, okay? I'm here because I think the story is wrong. Is it? Is it? If you have something, give it to me now, but don't stand there and act coy and say "[Bleep] you", because, quite frankly, it's a waste of all of our time. And you know what? I don't have any more time. I have no more [frack]ing time. I need it [freem!]ing today, I need it right now! "