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TonyV is dreamy
« on: December 14, 2012, 05:35:30 PM »
After lying to me about his inability to give me a dollar, as well as some preposterous blasphemy regarding ham and cheese sandwiches, TonyV agreed to give me a second dollar since the first one was too late. Despite the crucial blow to the psyche of ham and cheese sandwich enthusiasts, I'm afraid that I'm still forced to say that TonyV is dreamy.
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2012, 05:37:39 PM »
Yes yes yes, that's all well and good, but what KIND of cheese?
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2012, 05:39:44 PM »
The discussion never reached the point where the technical specifications of the sandwich could be revealed. The Russian mafia came into the picture before anyone could put any real thought into it.
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2012, 05:41:56 PM »
Then that is truly a tragedy, but fortunately it did not compound said tragedy by lessening the dreaminess quotient of Tony V.
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2012, 05:43:12 PM »
Of course, that was after the ninjas came in without anyone noticing, asserted an opinion, and then disappeared again before anyone could even respond.
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2012, 05:44:44 PM »
Eabrace is misrepresenting what happened. These were reverse ninjas: they announced their presence clear as day, but they weren't actually present.
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2012, 02:15:58 AM »
Quote from: GuyPerfect on December 14, 2012, 05:39:44 PM
The discussion never reached the point where the technical specifications of the sandwich could be revealed. The Russian mafia came into the picture before anyone could put any real thought into it.
Ah. So, Korall was being used. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korall

But after that attempt, then Sakura was tried next, but blast them ninjas:
Quote from: GuyPerfect on December 14, 2012, 05:44:44 PM
Eabrace is misrepresenting what happened. These were reverse ninjas: they announced their presence clear as day, but they weren't actually present.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakura_cheese
 
You should totally try Emmental.  The Swiss are by and large neutral and ambivalent about worldly concerns, and won't likely come after ya.  Maybe...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmental_cheese
 
/This thread is totally cheesy.
//Chestercheetacon of 2, I think, is order maybe...

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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2012, 02:58:09 AM »
But... I was informed that the ninjas were actually pirates dressed as ninjas, which would totally explain their reversal.
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2012, 03:47:58 AM »
Quote from: houtex on December 15, 2012, 02:15:58 AM
The Swiss are by and large neutral and ambivalent about worldly concerns, and won't likely come after ya.

I almost pulled an Aggelakis and nearly clicked Modify instead of Quote. But I caught myself before any harm was done.

Upon further review of the interaction, it would appear that the Russian mafia was brought up prior to any mention of the ham and cheese sandwich. Still, when it was all said and done, they were indeed brought into the equation before anyone had a chance to consider what kind of cheese it was.
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2012, 03:50:41 AM »
Quote from: GuyPerfect on December 15, 2012, 03:47:58 AM
I almost pulled an Aggelakis and nearly clicked Modify instead of Quote. But I caught myself before any harm was done.
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2012, 08:47:08 AM »
This may well be the most funny thread I've read in the past 24 hours!  ROFL and Thanks!  :)
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2012, 08:49:57 AM »
yah...even this guy laughed LOL

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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2012, 05:26:36 PM »
While difficult, its not impossible to make him laugh. But this guy??



When he laughed at this thread, we knew we had a winner :D

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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2012, 05:39:57 PM »
For the sake of clarity, this is the conversation in question, edited for public consumption:

Quote from: Skype
[8:36:10 AM] TonyV: Hey Sekoia, you can just type /alertsoff in a channel to keep the noise from bugging you.
[8:36:20 AM] Guy Perfect: Wait, you're on, Tony?
[8:36:23 AM] Guy Perfect: Can I have a dollar?
[8:40:41 AM] Guy Perfect: His ability to abruptly vanish is astounding.
[8:52:00 AM] Eabrace: He's a Skype ninja. (ninja)
[8:52:21 AM] Guy Perfect: But backwards. Instead of sneaking in undetected, he announces his presence and then isn't here.
[9:15:52 AM] TonyV: Well, I'm technically at work, so I'm only able to look at Skype in between routing tickets and checking up on incidents.
[9:16:44 AM] TonyV: And yes, you can have a dollar.
[9:17:02 AM] Guy Perfect: I left you a message on your personal Skype last night with the PayPal address
[9:17:12 AM] Guy Perfect: Do you need it again? (-:
[9:18:26 AM] TonyV: Why do you need a dollar specifically from me?  Wouldn't it be a bit more efficient to go outside some coffee shop and ask people, "Hey, can I have a dollar?" until someone takes pity and gives you one?
[9:18:48 AM] Guy Perfect: I need it in my PayPal account and I can't transfer money from my bank account without mailing something to them
[9:18:52 AM] Guy Perfect: Like, to PayPal
[9:20:30 AM] Guy Perfect: And I need it in the next five and a half hours. (-:
[9:21:03 AM] TonyV: It says that this account has been blocked.
[9:21:11 AM] Guy Perfect: Mine?
[9:21:16 AM] TonyV: Yes.
[9:21:29 AM] Guy Perfect: They probably want me to mail them my SSN before I can add money from *any* source.
[9:21:43 AM] TonyV: It says that you've been money laundering.
[9:21:45 AM] Guy Perfect: No matter. I'll just transfer into my bank account and give them the finger.
[9:21:58 AM] Guy Perfect: Say, can I have $13.47? (-:
[9:22:30 AM] TonyV: And now it's saying that you probably smell funny, too.  That's harsh.
[9:23:05 AM] Guy Perfect: I want three of these, but I'm a dollar short after shipping. <link to something on eBay that has expired>
[9:23:16 AM] TonyV: Now there's a prompt that says, "Are you sure you want this to go to the Russian Mafia?  Because those are some seriously messed up dudes."
[9:23:58 AM] TonyV: This is weird, now it's asking me if I would like a ham and cheese sandwich.  Why would it care?
[9:24:10 AM] TonyV: Oh.
[9:24:30 AM] TonyV: I clicked "Yes," and now it says, "Because Guy doesn't like ham and cheese sandwiches.  Did you know that?"
[9:24:59 AM] TonyV: Okay, fine, I sent you a dollar.
[9:26:06 AM] Guy Perfect: But I already placed an order for 2 of the item instead. |-:
[9:26:30 AM] TonyV: Call 'em up and say you want three!
[9:26:41 AM] Guy Perfect: The transaction has already been processed.
[9:27:55 AM] Guy Perfect: I'm $1.14 short of another one due to shipping. Can I have $1.14?
[9:28:26 AM] TonyV: Oh good grief.  Yes, but in return, sometime in the next week or so, you have to say that I'm dreamy on the forums.
[9:28:43 AM] Guy Perfect: It's a deal!
[9:29:46 AM] Guy Perfect: Okay thanks. (-:
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2012, 05:41:53 PM »
*SNERK*

Classic!  8)
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2012, 10:19:43 PM »
It's almost funnier without the context, Guy Perfect, but thank you for providing it.  The bits about (Reverse) Ninjas, the Russian Mafia, and ham & cheese sandwiches now make sense.  You've held up your end of the bargain; TonyV is dreamy!   ;)
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2012, 05:20:55 PM »
*Tony V's reaction at being called 'dreamy'*

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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2012, 05:26:51 PM »
You are on an animated GIF roll this morning :)
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2012, 05:48:37 PM »
LOL...I love making the pic fit the situation...especially in a fun way
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Re: TonyV is dreamy
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2012, 06:05:08 PM »
Quote from: healix on December 16, 2012, 05:20:55 PM
*Tony V's reaction at being called 'dreamy'*
Quote from: Skype
[12/14/2012 9:38:54 AM] TonyV: *prints out and frames...
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