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Started by Roughtrade, December 03, 2012, 08:43:50 AM

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Atlantea

#1880
June 10, 2018, 01:05:17 AM
I'd like to take you now on wings of song, as it were, and try and help you forget perhaps for a while your drab, wretched lives.

Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're punching Hellions in Perez Park.
Ev'ry sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we punch the  Hellions in Perez Park.

When they see us coming, the Hellions all try an' hide,
But they still go get knocked back like an E-Ticket Ride.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're punching Hellions in Perez Park.

Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Hero society
With our games.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a Hellion.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll punch the Hellions in Perez Park.
And maybe we'll do
In a Skull or two,
While we're punching Hellions in Perez Park.

We'll murder arrest them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop kicking
We deal to a Hellion.
A 'troller would be helping!
To punch the Hellions in Perez Park!

(With apologies to Tom Lehrer)
"I've never believed in the End Times. We are mankind. Our footprints are on the moon. When the last trumpet sounds and the Beast rises from the pit — we will KILL it."
— Gen. Stacker Pentecost

Fireheart

#1881
June 10, 2018, 11:16:45 PM
Delightful!

Be Well!
Fireheart

Power Gamer

#1882
June 10, 2018, 11:29:27 PM
https://images1.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED16/503bba927f6b4.jpeg
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

healix

#1883
June 25, 2018, 09:54:05 PM
https://i.imgur.com/weXRfyx.png
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Power Gamer

#1884
June 26, 2018, 06:29:38 PM
https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.glasbergen.com%2Fwp-content%2Fgallery%2Fmiscmedical%2Ftoon-3408.gif
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1885
July 02, 2018, 09:14:26 PM
Quote from: Power Gamer on June 26, 2018, 06:29:38 PM
https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.glasbergen.com%2Fwp-content%2Fgallery%2Fmiscmedical%2Ftoon-3408.gif

Yes, but how could I afford my house on the lake and my two ex-wives?

Power Gamer

#1886
July 04, 2018, 05:20:52 AM
https://i.imgur.com/rNtpsTX.png
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1887
July 05, 2018, 10:22:00 PM
Quote from: healix on June 25, 2018, 09:54:05 PM
https://i.imgur.com/weXRfyx.png

Great, now I feel creeped-out, broke and my head still hurts.

Power Gamer

#1888
July 05, 2018, 11:05:29 PM
https://pics.me.me/i-dont-alinaysget-creeped-out-but-wheniam-its-because-peoplearestaring-18749957.png
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1889
July 17, 2018, 12:44:59 AM
Quote from: Power Gamer on June 10, 2018, 11:29:27 PM
https://images1.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED16/503bba927f6b4.jpeg

You found a picture of my prom date!

Power Gamer

#1890
July 17, 2018, 02:24:59 AM
https://artierumble.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/3de5b2ba7e1c1cbfb8ab04d1a3fdc00d.jpg
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Tahquitz

#1891
July 20, 2018, 03:55:58 PM
Quote from: healix on June 25, 2018, 09:54:05 PM
https://i.imgur.com/weXRfyx.png

https://farm1.staticflickr.com/847/42813415904_039941b61b_z.jpg
"Work is love made visible." -- Khalil Gibran

Power Gamer

#1892
July 20, 2018, 11:07:27 PM
https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a4GdXZd_700b.jpg
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1893
July 30, 2018, 04:27:04 AM
Quote from: Power Gamer on July 05, 2018, 11:05:29 PM
https://pics.me.me/i-dont-alinaysget-creeped-out-but-wheniam-its-because-peoplearestaring-18749957.png

Forgive me, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

Power Gamer

#1894
July 30, 2018, 12:41:55 PM
https://media.makeameme.org/created/heck-im-not-psljl3.jpg
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1895
July 31, 2018, 02:26:59 AM
Quote from: Power Gamer on July 20, 2018, 11:07:27 PM
https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a4GdXZd_700b.jpg

Patient: Give it to me straight, doctor; I can take it.
Doctor: Not in your condition.

Power Gamer

#1896
July 31, 2018, 03:29:06 AM
https://i.imgflip.com/1ojegj.jpg
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1897
August 02, 2018, 01:49:54 AM
Quote from: Power Gamer on July 31, 2018, 03:29:06 AM
https://i.imgflip.com/1ojegj.jpg

But I don't want to see Patrick's mayonnaise.

Power Gamer

#1898
August 02, 2018, 01:11:26 PM
https://cdn-hge7swwmqwiqhx2wpi.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ZNLowbR.jpg
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1899
August 07, 2018, 02:24:43 AM
Quote from: Power Gamer on August 02, 2018, 01:11:26 PM
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Copyright infringement.
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