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Where Are They Now?

Started by Steelclaw, December 01, 2012, 11:50:18 PM

Steelclaw

Looking back after so much time has passed since all the heroes and villains of CoH found themselves out of a job we here at Steelclaw Studios would like to bring you up to date.  What follows is a short list of the CoH alumni and where they've ended up once the dust settled.

* Lord Recluse : Orkin Man

* Lord Nemesis : Head Librarian... Library of Congress

* Fusionette : School Bus Driver... current where abouts unknown

* Back Alley Brawler : Hand Model

* Ghost Widow : Cameo appearance in Ghost Busters 3

* Freakshow : Sales force for the Little Miracle Kitchen Gadget line from Ronco

* Positron : Created car that runs entirely on solar and naturally occurring ambient radiation energy... currently in hiding from Oil Company hitmen...

* Captain Mako : After winning several competitive eating championships used the money to open his own pet food company with his headlining product Cap'n Mako's Feeding Frenzy Fish Flakes...

* Wretch : Body guard to the stars... currently under investigation for the mysterious disappearance of his client Lindsay Lohan...

* Blue Steel : Cameo appearance in The Expendables 2

* Hellions : Insurance Investigators

* Vahzilok : Stealing the show on Broadway in the new Thriller production

* Citadel : His connection to the original CoH Servers was a bit stronger than others and didn't separate completely before shut down... currently a sales display at Best Buy...

* Synapse : Seasonal work handling late-arriving children's request letters for Santa Claus...

* Manticore : Approached movie studios to star in yet another re-hash of the Batman franchise... at first was refused but now reportedly considering the role of Bat-Mite.

* The Core Reactor Room from the Respec Trials : Now housing a local branch of the Bureau of Motor Vehicles.

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Arachnion

Heh.

Nice to see you, Steelclaw.

8)
I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder

Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive

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JWBullfrog

Things may not be all right with the world ... but we still have Steelclaw.

Welcome. You would have been truly missed.
As long as somebody keeps making up stories for it, the City isn't gone.

Aggelakis

Quote from: JWBullfrog on December 02, 2012, 12:53:27 AM
Things may not be all right with the world ... but we still have Steelclaw.

Welcome. You would have been truly missed.
^ That right there!

Love the 'claw.
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healix

Steelclaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You showed up, and we need your many funneez here!!!!

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Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

avelworldcreator

Have to ask. Who's Steelclaw?  :o
Missing World Media primary co-founder, senior developer, UI/UX acting lead, and software toolsmith.

Aggelakis

Steelclaw is the OP........................  8)
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healix

Quote from: avelworldcreator on December 02, 2012, 07:50:57 AM
Have to ask. Who's Steelclaw?  :o

Steelclaw has been making us laugh on the CoX forums for a while now. You never know what will spew from that deliciously witty warped mind. I always look forward to his posts!
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.