If the secret involves the release of Xenovirus Takis A, I will eat your hat. But they are a bunch of jokers, to be sure.
I'm not sure what I'd get. A Joker, because that's my luck? Or a Ace, because then I'd be even
more stumped trying to figure out what I'm supposed to do with it?
Decisions... Decisions...
Oh, and I'm waiting with bated breath...