Who is CodeWalker: (A tribute through Chuck Norris-style jokes)

[Paragon Avenger]

CodeWalker decided to use XMPP for Paragon Chat, but before it could be implemented, CodeWalker rewrote its kernel.

[Paragon Avenger]

Memory leaks run in fear when CodeWalker is on their trail.

CodeWalker never has had a stack overflow error, it wouldn't dare overflow.

w3.com has established a new protocol HTML tag, <CodeWalker></CodeWalker>, it can never be used "empty".

[eabrace]

When Codewalker encounters a race condition, it's racing to escape from him.

[MyriVerse]

CodeWalker has a collection of clothes, boots and motorcycles he took from T-800s.

[Paragon Avenger]

CodeWalker defined zero raised tot he zero power, it's one, duh.

You might have heard of people writing games and such using nothing except HTML and CSS.
CodeWalker once wrote a game using only javaScript.  (the web developers are hysterical right now)

For kicks, CodeWalker used to re-program supermarket self-check-out bar code scanners to do laser-light shows.

[Paragon Avenger]

I was writing a web api and I kept getting a weird error message.  So I looked it up on line.
According to Stack-Overflow, the error is "because CodeWalker doesn't like that code pattern".

CodeWalker once invented a programming language that used nothing but abstraction.  It was too complicated for the rest of us mere mortals to understand.  Even the polymorhism was abstraction.  The inhertance was absrtacted.  And all the virtual types were abstracted.  You had to code by starting in the middle and working towards the beginning and the end at the same time, using abstraction.