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Character Battlecries

Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

Step right up! Get yer piping hot justice right here!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok here's the plan, me and the scrapper will go in and kill all.  The defenders will heal us, the controllers keep them from running away, and the blasters go and hide.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok here's the plan, me and the blasters will go in and kill all.  The defenders will heal us, the controllers keep them from running away, and the scrappers can keep them from killing us.

Power Gamer

Pain will be mandatory, but consciousness is optional.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I regret that I have but one account to give to my country!

Floride

BTW, My AoE DPS will DDT you FTW, and no RNG can CPR your SOL DOA butt!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I have SUPER powers, all you gotz is a machine gun; give up now!

Power Gamer

Engaging Grumpy Cat in 3...2...1
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Did you know that I get points and money for beating you up?

Paragon Avenger


Floride

I've come to kick-ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of kick-ass. No, wait... uh...
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

Tell me how the curb tastes.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

There are 2 possible outcomes, I win or you lose.  Take your pick.

Power Gamer

Think of blacking out as a reset button.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Now is the Winter of our discontent, made glorious by this endless Summer.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Pengy

Quote from: Floride on August 05, 2015, 01:40:36 AM
I've come to kick-ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of kick-ass. No, wait... uh...
To nameless Minions, my main blaster used to say stuff like "I'm here to kick ass and take names, and you don't have any names!" as part of a rotating battlecry sequence.

Power Gamer

Capes? We don't need not stinking capes!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"