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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

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Paragon Avenger

#1340
November 14, 2016, 05:06:08 AM
Beat-Downs at discount prices!  Wait your turn.

Power Gamer

#1341
November 16, 2016, 04:32:27 AM
You have just won, ONE MILLION PUNCHES IN THE FACE
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1342
November 16, 2016, 04:38:43 AM
You're going to look like million dollars, after taxes.

Power Gamer

#1343
November 16, 2016, 04:49:30 AM
Say goodnight, to life.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1344
November 17, 2016, 03:37:05 AM
Hey, Cómo C'est L'chaim!

(Why speak only one language at a time?)

Power Gamer

#1345
November 17, 2016, 05:53:24 AM
You will speak fluent pain and suffering.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1346
November 22, 2016, 03:51:35 AM
Today, we beat-down a far better villian than has ever been attempted.  I thank you all.

Power Gamer

#1347
November 22, 2016, 04:21:11 PM
Lets see if you remember this one...HA HA HA WIPEOUT!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1348
November 23, 2016, 04:59:59 AM
Yeah, we are ou-tnumbered, out-gunned, and out-classed, but we got something they don't have: drop mission button!

Power Gamer

#1349
November 23, 2016, 05:37:59 PM
Tonight we dine at Quiznos!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1350
November 24, 2016, 05:44:20 AM
Who's up for auto-completing a bunch of missions?

Power Gamer

#1351
November 24, 2016, 07:37:06 PM
And now the end is near, its time to face the final curtain...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1352
November 25, 2016, 06:16:17 AM
The enemy is nigh, but we are fearless ... , hey get back here!

Power Gamer

#1353
November 25, 2016, 07:49:22 AM
We have cookies...AND an open bag of Whoop-ass!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1354
November 27, 2016, 05:58:49 PM
I'm thankful for you; I need somebody to beat the tar out of.

Power Gamer

#1355
November 28, 2016, 03:49:56 AM
The next season of your life has been cancelled!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1356
November 28, 2016, 05:19:43 AM
It's a wonderful life, but not for you.

Power Gamer

#1357
November 28, 2016, 06:16:37 AM
Zu Zu's petals right up yer nose!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1358
November 28, 2016, 07:23:59 AM
The Miracle on 34th St. is that we let you live this long.

Power Gamer

#1359
November 30, 2016, 01:50:59 AM
Next stop, cemetery in Potterville!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"
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