Completely fake CoH news (for fun while we wait for real updates)

Paragon Avenger · July 06, 2016, 01:56:18 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on June 30, 2016, 02:49:03 AM
This Just In,

The new re-launched City of Heroes is slated to open to the public August 1st. It will be a mosified version of i24, (issue 24). The biggest improvement, Spider Mastermind.

More Later.

You can auto-farm missions while logged-out.

Paragon Avenger · July 28, 2016, 04:09:49 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on June 30, 2016, 02:49:03 AM
This Just In,

The new re-launched City of Heroes is slated to open to the public August 1st. It will be a mosified version of i24, (issue 24). The biggest improvement, Spider Mastermind.

More Later.

All enhancements combine and they never become useless.
All contacts act like the radio, and offer more than just one mission at a time.
Every time you reach level 50, CoX offers you a customized book of all your missions and teams and is written to make your character sound very awesome.

Paragon Avenger · August 04, 2016, 03:35:16 AM

Quote from: Tahquitz on June 09, 2016, 07:11:29 AM
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Tahquitz, very nice job. I enjoyed this very much.

Paragon Avenger · August 04, 2016, 03:37:27 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on June 30, 2016, 02:49:03 AM
This Just In,
The new re-launched City of Heroes is slated to open to the public August 1st. It will be a mosified version of i24, (issue 24). The biggest improvement, Spider Mastermind.
More Later.

A new inspiration will be added to the game and made widely available. It is called Can't-Touch-This and makes your character unhitable for several seconds.

Paragon Avenger · August 13, 2016, 07:09:04 PM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on June 30, 2016, 02:49:03 AM
This Just In,

The new re-launched City of Heroes is slated to open to the public August 1st, 2017. It will be a modified version of i24, (issue 24). The biggest improvement, Spider Mastermind.

More Later.

Also, you can change the location of a mission door, for any reason, including changing the zone to you current zone. You can change the mission map to a cave, a warehouse, a store or an office. You can change the foes to a foe that is sort of the same. Foes options will be available at the contact.

Tahquitz · August 13, 2016, 11:04:07 PM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on August 04, 2016, 03:35:16 AM
Tahquitz, very nice job. I enjoyed this very much.

After all, what's a community without self-generated memes?

Paragon Avenger · August 16, 2016, 03:29:36 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger
This Just In,
The new re-launched City of Heroes is slated to open to the public August 1st, 2017. It will be a modified version of i24, (issue 24). The biggest improvement, Spider Mastermind.
More Later.

You will be able to change your team members uniforms to coordinate with your own. This will be especially handy during league play.

Paragon Avenger · August 26, 2016, 02:17:21 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger
This Just In,
The new re-launched City of Heroes is slated to open to the public August 1st, 2017. It will be a modified version of i24, (issue 24). The biggest improvement, Spider Mastermind.
More Later.

Every Hero or villian or Praetorian will have an apartment. The higher your level, the better the apartment. You can grind the game to get Inf. to buy better furnature and art work. And task forces and trials will reward with trophies from the defeated enemies.

Paragon Avenger · August 29, 2016, 03:59:43 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger
This Just In,
The new re-launched City of Heroes is slated to open to the public August 1st, 2017. It will be a modified version of i24, (issue 24). The biggest improvement, Spider Mastermind.
More Later.

A new feature is in development called share-and-share-alike. It allows players to duplicate temporary powers and pets and costume parts from anyone in their super-group.

Tubbius · August 29, 2016, 04:02:10 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on August 29, 2016, 03:59:43 AM
A new feature is in development called share-and-share-alike. It allows players to duplicate temporary powers and pets and costume parts from anyone in their super-group.

A secret unlockable version involves cloning 1970s pop stars; rumor has it that it will be "Cher and Cher Alike."

Paragon Avenger · August 30, 2016, 01:38:30 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger
This Just In,
The new re-launched City of Heroes is slated to open to the public August 1st, 2017. It will be a modified version of i24, (issue 24). The biggest improvement, Spider Mastermind.
More Later.

Another new feature is the ability to name and costume your mastermind and controller pets.
I heard a rumor that they were working on a new taunt for tanks and brutes that would allow the entire map to be taunted, no cap.

Paragon Avenger · August 31, 2016, 05:39:49 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger
This Just In,
The new re-launched City of Heroes is slated to open to the public August 1st, 2017. It will be a modified version of i24, (issue 24). The biggest improvement, Spider Mastermind.
More Later.

Another great new feature ... Lockboxes!!!

eabrace · August 31, 2016, 10:55:54 PM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on August 31, 2016, 05:39:49 AM
Another great new feature ... Lockboxes!!!

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Paragon Avenger · September 05, 2016, 02:06:18 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger
This Just In,
The new re-launched City of Heroes is slated to open to the public August 1st, 2017. It will be a modified version of i24, (issue 24). The biggest improvement, Spider Mastermind.
More Later.

Another great new feature

Spoiler for Hidden:

LaughingAlex · September 05, 2016, 04:45:51 PM

Oh lets not bring Lockboxes up here on Labor Day. Bad memories of narcissism from a certain lock-box heavy game come to mind freshly as it is right now but..no...lockboxes.....just...no.

:)

Now back to the other forum thread.

Paragon Avenger · September 09, 2016, 04:22:26 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger
This Just In,
The new re-launched City of Heroes is slated to open to the public August 1st, 2017. It will be a modified version of i24, (issue 24). The biggest improvement, Spider Mastermind.
More Later.

Another great new feature
Underwater maps. They allow you to fight and hover at the same time. Fire, Ice, Electricity and water powers don't work underwater.
Makes you have to use your secondary or temporary powers.

Paragon Avenger · September 22, 2016, 06:51:12 AM

City of Heroes and Warcraft have merged to bring you ...
WarCity!

In WarCity, you are a superhero battling medieval monsters and trying to find a way to travel back to the present day.

Tubbius · September 24, 2016, 05:56:06 AM

Next merge after that?

City of Heroes and SimCity combine to give you. . . City of Cities!

Tahquitz · September 24, 2016, 06:26:45 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on September 22, 2016, 06:51:12 AM
City of Heroes and Warcraft have merged to bring you ...
WarCity!

In WarCity, you are a superhero battling medieval monsters and trying to find a way to travel back to the present day.

In the sister game, City of 'Craft, you are an Orc in Paragon City trying to find a way to teach Orc Tolerance to humans, trolls and supertrolls alike.

Paragon Avenger · September 27, 2016, 04:04:47 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on September 22, 2016, 06:51:12 AM
City of Heroes and Warcraft have merged to bring you ...
WarCity!

In WarCity, you are a superhero battling medieval monsters and trying to find a way to travel back to the present day.

One of the other products of this merger ... War of Villian Craft.
In WoVC, players engage in arts and crafts culminating in a fierce craft show judgement contest, winner steals all!