We are the noobs

[FeliciaDivine]

 I'm such a noob!
You wrote yourself into a corner? Where did you find a corner in a round rubber room???
I want answers Mister!

[Paragon Avenger]

I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob, that FeliciaDivine is calling me out.

[Paragon Avenger]

I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob, that even Super Fire Dragon doesn't want to have cheese with me.
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[Paragon Avenger]

I'm such a noob.
--How much of a noob are you?
I'm such a noob that I made over 4000 posts and didn't get paid a dime!

[Paragon Avenger]

We are the noobs!
Yes, we have played other games before, we don't need some punk to tell us to take a travel power at level 14.  We don't need somebody telling us to come to Skyway City, we know where the AE building is.  We don't have time for silly task forces, we're too busy farming 'Death From Below'.  Now where do we buy piston boots and how much do they improve our stats?

[Paragon Avenger]

In a darkened room illuminated only by the glow of an LCD computer monitor, he sat in front of his computer desk.  With the ever present hum of the computer's cooling fans buzzing in the background, he manipulated the keyboard controls to cause his on-screen character to act.  The action was intense.  The character did as commanded by the keyboard.  The character lost the battle.  He didn't like to lose.  He hated losing.  He clasped his hands together and with one mighty blow after another, delivered to the keyboard his objections to losing.  The keyboard hopped with each blow.  It's legs broken and key buttons popping off, it took the beating.  After a short while, the pain and the blood made him stop.  A jagged piece of plastic had embedded itself into his left hand.  It seems that the keyboard had fought back.  He hands aching and bleeding he called out to his roommate.  Taking one look at the dead character on the screen, the broken keyboard, and his roommate's bloody hands, Steve couldn't help uttering those 3 dreaded words.  "What a noob!"

[Paragon Avenger]

I'm such a noob.
I posted over 5000 times and nearly expected a parade in my honor.

[Paragon Avenger]

BTW anybody can post here and share a noob story.

I was such a noob that I thought team wipes were a vital part of the game.

[Paragon Avenger]

noobs rule!

[Paragon Avenger]

I am such a noob.
I thought that I would get fun prizes for posting more than your average bear.  (Well, I'm not wearing pants.)

Brooks: "Wrong kind of bear, you idiot."