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Character Battlecries

Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

Get ready to meet my knuckly friend.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

You have two choices: be defeated in battle and sent to the zig.

Power Gamer

Don't die, this was just about to get interesting.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

When I say, "Now!", everybody pop a purple inspirations.

Power Gamer

It slots the IO in the power or it gets the hose again.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I have a calculator, you do the math.

Power Gamer

I was told that there would be cake.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ask me to square two-digit numbers ending in 5.
(I know a math trick.)

Power Gamer

No one seems to know how his kidneys got outside his body. I hope you brought the paperwork.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

It's Miracle Man, If justice is served, it's a miracle!

Power Gamer

Have fun storming the castle!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Listen up people, we are going to do the Thompson Diversion on 3-2-1, NOW!

Power Gamer

How many times must we go through this?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Mr. TeamLeader sir, am I supposed to be the good cop or the bad cop?

Power Gamer

And now I will play the song of my people, on your noggin.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

To Victory and to levelling!

Power Gamer

Love your enemy. I sure love kicking his butt!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I have not begun to fight.  Would now be a good time?

Power Gamer

This fight is brought to you by Knuckle Dustertm, when your knuckles have to be absolutely clean.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I don't normally do this, but in your case I'll make an exception. [uses super powers]