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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

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Power Gamer

#1240
August 07, 2016, 02:40:44 AM
Who ate all the peanutbutter!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1241
August 08, 2016, 11:47:33 PM
Remember Arbor Day!

Power Gamer

#1242
August 09, 2016, 02:16:17 AM
Your bandages and pain-relieves have arrived.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1243
August 09, 2016, 02:41:25 AM
Don't worry, lots of people lead happy lives looking the messed up way you will look when I'm finished beating on you.

Power Gamer

#1244
August 09, 2016, 03:00:04 AM
I'm gunna have to cut you off right there. At the neck.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1245
August 09, 2016, 05:30:16 AM
Last chance to change your career path.

Power Gamer

#1246
August 09, 2016, 02:13:14 PM
That's odd, I didn't have a spare head when I came to this fight...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1247
August 10, 2016, 02:22:15 AM
Don't worry, I'll give your pieces a proper burial.

Power Gamer

#1248
August 10, 2016, 04:17:08 AM
I'm not sure this bruising pattern is going to work with your costume.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1249
August 13, 2016, 05:58:07 AM
Two things are about to happen: I'm going to win, and you're going to lose, big time.

Power Gamer

#1250
August 13, 2016, 06:17:26 AM
I give you one chance to come clean, who ate my jellybellys?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1251
August 13, 2016, 06:49:07 PM
Those gloves don't match your boots, and that belt is just aweful.

Power Gamer

#1252
August 13, 2016, 07:28:31 PM
I tire of this game of cat and mouse. Let's play Parcheesi!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1253
August 15, 2016, 02:31:17 AM
I have not yet begun to fight!  Ouch, not in the spleen!

Power Gamer

#1254
August 15, 2016, 02:51:08 AM
I ate his liver with a nice Chianti and some fava beans. And then I ate his spleen with an excellent claret and artichoke heart salad. Next I made his intestines into a casing...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1255
August 15, 2016, 03:03:23 AM
Nobody will find us, unless they put 2 and 2 together...I can tell by the look on your face that you're putting 2 and 2 together.

Power Gamer

#1256
August 15, 2016, 03:37:52 AM
where is that death beam? i keep losin' that thing.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1257
August 16, 2016, 03:11:30 AM
A sonic screwdriver?  You plan to defeat me with a sonic---OUCH!

Power Gamer

#1258
August 16, 2016, 05:33:12 AM
Try not to embarrass yourself.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1259
August 17, 2016, 03:48:20 AM
I have super powers, fully slotted and enhanced, you have machine guns with neve-ending ammo.
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