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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger

Yes, I'm here to kick your butt.  No, you can't have my autograph.

Power Gamer

Sleepy-bye time coming right up
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

It's your lucky day, the great $name is going to beat the tar out of you.

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

Are you feeling sleepy punk? Well are you?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Just follow your nose; it always knows.

Pengy


Paragon Avenger

Your broken and beaten body shall serve notice to all who would stand against $name.

Power Gamer

Where others see the bridge of a nose, I see a fulcrum.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

For ReJolt, wherever you are!

Paragon Avenger

For cheese!  Wait, this isn't my cheese.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Paragon Avenger

You will never get my lunch money!

Power Gamer

You're about to discover why orange is the new black.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ha!  Whaddya mean, 'Girls can't fight"?
(for females toons only.)

Power Gamer

Lets see. Semi or Full? I can never decide...I'll go with full automatic!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

You make me so mad, I'm going to shine my flashlight at you!
(peacebringers only)

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'm going to aggro the daylight out of you.
(tanker toons only)