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Paragon Avenger

#1000
October 11, 2015, 09:52:29 AM
I can't say as to that I got any of them there symptons.
I have these ones instead:

  • The ability to change the TV channel by simply pushing a button ... from across the room!
  • When I walk into a room, it glows with radiance from above,with a flick of a switch.
  • I can make water come rushing out of various places, sometimes all I need to do is wave my hand.
  • I can propel my self at speeds over seventy miles per hour, while comfortably seated.
  • I can cause letters and numbers to appear on a computer system, simply by pushing corresponding keys.
  • I can make water really really hot fairly quickly, by putting a container of water into a box and saying a magically incantation, and pushing button.
  • I can tap on a picture of a person and instantly talk to that person.
  • I can take clothes that I wore that smell of the world and mysteriously make them as fresh and clean as the day I bought them, using a box and pushing buttons, a different box than before.
  • And I'm famous too, I can go into any store, take whatever I want, and just show them a card as I'm leaving.
  • I can lie down, relax, and alter my state of consciousness.
  • I can make yellow water and brown goo nearly everyday.

SerialBeggar

#1001
October 11, 2015, 02:15:21 PM
Quote from: Paragon Avenger on October 11, 2015, 09:52:29 AM
I can't say as to that I got any of them there symptons.
I have these ones instead:

  • The ability to change the TV channel by simply pushing a button ... from across the room!
  • When I walk into a room, it glows with radiance from above,with a flick of a switch.
  • I can make water come rushing out of various places, sometimes all I need to do is wave my hand.
  • I can propel my self at speeds over seventy miles per hour, while comfortably seated.
  • I can cause letters and numbers to appear on a computer system, simply by pushing corresponding keys.
  • I can make water really really hot fairly quickly, by putting a container of water into a box and saying a magically incantation, and pushing button.
  • I can tap on a picture of a person and instantly talk to that person.
  • I can take clothes that I wore that smell of the world and mysteriously make them as fresh and clean as the day I bought them, using a box and pushing buttons, a different box than before.
  • And I'm famous too, I can go into any store, take whatever I want, and just show them a card as I'm leaving.
  • I can lie down, relax, and alter my state of consciousness.
  • I can make yellow water and brown goo nearly everyday.

Buttons appear to be a pressing matter for you.
Teams are the number one killers of Soloists.

Power Gamer

#1002
October 12, 2015, 04:48:47 PM
Having an alter-ego does not count.

If it did, the asylums would be full of ....HEYYY....ARKHAM...hmmm
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Fireheart

#1003
October 12, 2015, 06:17:17 PM
... I am not seeing pictures, here?

Be Well!
Fireheart

Power Gamer

#1004
October 12, 2015, 07:05:29 PM
https://images.weserv.nl/?url=orig09.deviantart.net%2F4025%2Ff%2F2012%2F003%2Ff%2F9%2Fa_funny_thing_happened_on_the_way_to_arkham_asylum_by_drfaustusau-d4l5mi6.png
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1005
November 08, 2015, 08:27:30 AM
Quote from: Power Gamer on October 12, 2015, 07:05:29 PM
https://images.weserv.nl/?url=orig09.deviantart.net%2F4025%2Ff%2F2012%2F003%2Ff%2F9%2Fa_funny_thing_happened_on_the_way_to_arkham_asylum_by_drfaustusau-d4l5mi6.png

Why does the Joker look like he belongs in a Dr. Seuss book?

Power Gamer

#1006
November 08, 2015, 02:41:46 PM
https://images.weserv.nl/?url=awesomelyamazing.com%2Fdr-seuss%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F05%2FHow-Lucky-You-Are.jpg
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1007
November 08, 2015, 11:54:23 PM
Quote from: Power Gamer on November 08, 2015, 02:41:46 PM
https://images.weserv.nl/?url=awesomelyamazing.com%2Fdr-seuss%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F05%2FHow-Lucky-You-Are.jpg

A slob with a job
I'm not sad
I'm very glad
To be a slob
with a job

Power Gamer

#1008
November 09, 2015, 03:29:00 PM
https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img0.joyreactor.com%2Fpics%2Fpost%2FBatman-DC-Comics-fandoms-Space-Ghost-1308082.png
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1009
November 14, 2015, 07:28:03 AM
Quote from: Power Gamer on November 09, 2015, 03:29:00 PM
https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img0.joyreactor.com%2Fpics%2Fpost%2FBatman-DC-Comics-fandoms-Space-Ghost-1308082.png

Batman IS Space Ghost.
This means that Robin IS NightWing,
And Adam West is the Mayor of a small town in R.I.  (not Paragon City)

Power Gamer

#1010
November 15, 2015, 05:00:21 AM
https://images.weserv.nl/?url=lowres.cartoonstock.com%2Fanimals-armadillo-news-reporters-roadkills-roads-shl090916_low.jpg
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1011
November 21, 2015, 07:26:58 AM
Quote from: Power Gamer on November 15, 2015, 05:00:21 AM
https://images.weserv.nl/?url=lowres.cartoonstock.com%2Fanimals-armadillo-news-reporters-roadkills-roads-shl090916_low.jpg

Frank secretly wishes to see you-know-who on the news.

Power Gamer

#1012
November 22, 2015, 02:51:59 AM
https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/animals-armadillo-armour-armor-secure-security-wpa1031_low.jpg
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1013
November 22, 2015, 03:24:24 AM
Quote from: Power Gamer on November 22, 2015, 02:51:59 AM
https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/animals-armadillo-armour-armor-secure-security-wpa1031_low.jpg

Few arguements are lost to the man armadillo holding a snub-nose .38.

Power Gamer

#1014
November 22, 2015, 04:37:25 AM
https://41.media.tumblr.com/fe268fd52f662f20fe3aaf2d9b04eca7/tumblr_nrr8wovHFG1u99o8lo1_500.jpg
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

healix

#1015
December 05, 2015, 05:23:30 PM
https://i.imgur.com/kvoehLn.gif
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Power Gamer

#1016
December 06, 2015, 04:04:19 AM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ec/12/0e/ec120e5cf3412c8193f6bbc37ddb284b.jpg
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1017
December 06, 2015, 08:22:48 AM
Quote from: Power Gamer on December 06, 2015, 04:04:19 AM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ec/12/0e/ec120e5cf3412c8193f6bbc37ddb284b.jpg

That's the first time that my hammer has ever been licked in battle.

healix

#1018
December 06, 2015, 07:28:50 PM
https://i.imgur.com/y3x5QiU.jpg?1
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Power Gamer

#1019
December 07, 2015, 08:59:18 PM
https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.thequotepedia.com%2Fimages%2F85%2Fthere-is-no-psychiatrist-in-the-world-like-a-puppy-licking-your-face-pets-quote.png
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"
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