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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

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Paragon Avenger

#540
July 23, 2015, 01:19:52 AM
Sir, prepare to be amazed and defeated.

Power Gamer

#541
July 23, 2015, 04:58:09 AM
I flick my boogers at you!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

healix

#542
July 23, 2015, 09:22:21 PM
This is going to leave a mark!
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Power Gamer

#543
July 23, 2015, 10:06:54 PM
Brought my hazardous waste clean up kit. Let's get started.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#544
July 24, 2015, 01:04:11 AM
Places people, now in this scene I mop the floor with your face.

Power Gamer

#545
July 24, 2015, 06:22:46 PM
Today they are opening a whole new wing of the hospital...in your honor!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#546
July 25, 2015, 02:31:30 AM
All you bases belongs to us now.

Power Gamer

#547
July 25, 2015, 04:08:57 AM
You're gunna need a machine to poop.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#548
July 25, 2015, 05:59:00 AM
Ketchup?  I have no time for engraving.  Bring my hourglass.

Floride

#549
July 25, 2015, 10:47:36 AM
You should rethink your health insurance and opt for life insurance instead
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

#550
July 25, 2015, 05:30:00 PM Last Edit: September 07, 2015, 08:10:05 PM by Paragon Avenger
OK, perhaps you didn't hear, crime doesn't play.   (Hero battlecry)

Power Gamer

#551
July 25, 2015, 08:02:51 PM
Get yer body bags right here!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#552
July 26, 2015, 12:22:16 AM
The battlecry button works!

Power Gamer

#553
July 26, 2015, 01:41:23 AM
Insert pithy statement here.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#554
July 26, 2015, 03:32:37 AM
Alright jews guys, see, I'm the boss around here, see.

Power Gamer

#555
July 26, 2015, 03:07:21 PM
I can't wait to see who notices the wet spot on the asphalt you leave!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Floride

#556
July 26, 2015, 06:35:31 PM
... And you will KNOW my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee...
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

#557
July 27, 2015, 03:18:14 AM
Your superior firepower is no match for our puny weapons!

Floride

#558
July 29, 2015, 07:12:42 PM
The voices in my head are telling me to silence the voices in your head
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

#559
July 29, 2015, 07:57:39 PM
My imaginary friend can beat the snot out of your imaginary friend.
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