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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

See ya on the other side.

Power Gamer

Every man for himself...uh...wait, did I just go Rogue...I'm so confused!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

This ain't target practice; if you miss, you die.

Floride

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

No, I'm not scared, that's my water blast power dripping.

Power Gamer

That's what happens when I do that...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Floride

Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

I hope you've written your obit
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#329
Take no prisoners, unless we're fighting prisoners.

Power Gamer

One colonoscopy coming right up!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Stand back, she's gonna blow!

Floride

By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

Would you like your neck broken to the right or to the left?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Quote from: Floride on May 18, 2015, 09:36:55 PM
By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!
That should read, "Paragon shall be avenged!"

Power Gamer

Who took all the Splenda?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Honey, where's my super-suit?

Power Gamer

That's a one-a spicy meatball!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Pengy

Stop saying "puchuu puchuu"!

Paragon Avenger

The next guy who gets in my way, pow, right in the kisser.