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in the mean time

Started by Joshex, August 19, 2013, 06:53:22 AM

Joshex

Random humor thread, geek humor welcome. pot head humor welcome, heck anythign welcome so long as you don't insult someone.


let me begin.

Ghetto Startrek:

*over the shipwide emergency speakers* Hi, this is James T Kirk to engineering, I'm bored Mr. Scott give me something to work with..

Ai this is scotty sir, I think I've got just the thing!, all crew prepare to engage in Funky mode!, *the cockroach (la cucaracha) plays and pot smoke seeps through the vents and somehow scotty managed to install some Transwarp hydraulics on the nacells.*

Mr. Sulu: the enterprise be banging man!

Spock: "I don't aprove of this, it's clearly against sanity's regulations.... man.."

chacov "then you'll very much disaprove of this, disco balls go!" *disco balls descend from the cieling*

Mccoy : "this is the Doctor, Mccoy here, as your doctor I'd advise a large bag of nacho chips and some pizza"

Kirk: "and scotty whats the status of the rave lights?"

Scotty "I'm giving them all they've got sir you must be really stoned!"
There is always another way. But it might not work exactly like you may desire.

A wise old rabbit once told me "Never give-up!, Trust your instincts!" granted the advice at the time led me on a tripped-out voyage out of an asteroid belt, but hey it was more impressive than a bunch of rocks and space monkies.

healix

https://i.imgur.com/HmQvKwJl.jpg
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Pengy

Putting the "party" back in landing party.

Joshex

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There is always another way. But it might not work exactly like you may desire.

A wise old rabbit once told me "Never give-up!, Trust your instincts!" granted the advice at the time led me on a tripped-out voyage out of an asteroid belt, but hey it was more impressive than a bunch of rocks and space monkies.