Movie Quotes

healix · July 08, 2013, 09:54:46 AM

I agree, Houtie. Perhaps if no one guesses the answer, the poster could give it and get a 'No One Guessed It' award...lol

"I'm coming apart! Oh, mother of God, I'm coming apart!"

Nos482 · July 08, 2013, 03:00:10 PM

Amityville Horror...or however it's written ;)

If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose.

Nos482 · July 14, 2013, 10:20:37 AM

Umm, is it 'Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas'? ;)

My turn...still:
"Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest! But I'm not an alien!"

healix · July 14, 2013, 04:47:49 PM

hmmmm...not a clue on that one. I am stumped.

" Hey, Sarah one other thing. Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just got this killer perm and it needs some major up keep."

LadyShin · July 17, 2013, 03:43:50 PM

I...Really don't know this one. :o

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"Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor."

..on second thought, I may put this one in my sig. 8)

healix · July 20, 2013, 10:26:21 PM

" Hey, Sarah one other thing. Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just got this killer perm and it needs some major up keep."
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(from Due Date)

I LOVED Batteries not Included, especially Don Ameche's breakdance scene

"Raoul, look what the cat dragged in. Oh, wait! That is the cat!"

Nos482 · July 21, 2013, 06:46:07 PM

Quote from: healix on July 20, 2013, 10:26:21 PM"Raoul, look what the cat dragged in. Oh, wait! That is the cat!"

"You made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry."
- Puss in Boots

Hmm, do TV movies count?
You nailed Sir George's dog to the ceiling.

Spoiler for Hidden:

just added some amusing trivia...

JWBullfrog · July 22, 2013, 02:22:14 AM

Is that from Going Postal?

Heroette · July 22, 2013, 02:26:05 AM

Quote from: healix on July 08, 2013, 09:54:46 AM
I agree, Houtie. Perhaps if no one guesses the answer, the poster could give it and get a 'No One Guessed It' award...lol

"I'm coming apart! Oh, mother of God, I'm coming apart!"

Is this from "Death Becomes Her"? I love that movie (even if I did get the quote wrong).

Super Firebug · July 22, 2013, 03:57:20 AM

I don't know if posting without answering first is allowed, but:

"What are you doing? We need her to LIKE us! And now, the spinning. Thank you for NOTHING, you useless reptile!"

Nos482 · July 22, 2013, 05:25:03 AM

Quote from: JWBullfrog on July 22, 2013, 02:22:14 AM
Is that from Going Postal?

Nope, Hogfather.

Quote from: scalebeast on July 22, 2013, 02:26:05 AM
Is this from "Death Becomes Her"? I love that movie (even if I did get the quote wrong).

Amityville Horror...but Death Becomes Her is the better movie.
At least there nobody is claiming the story were real. ;)

Quote from: Super Firebug on July 22, 2013, 03:57:20 AM
"What are you doing? We need her to LIKE us! And now, the spinning. Thank you for NOTHING, you useless reptile!"

Dragonheart?
It's been years since I've seen it, but the line could fit.
In case I'm right:
Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?
If it wasn't Dragonheart...I'll just use the quote later 8)

Triplash · July 30, 2013, 08:16:02 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tension breaker. Had to be done.

*clears throat*

Um, but I don't know any of those other quotes though. I thought the "ovipositor" one was from Planet 51, but man was that wrong. And then, believe it or not, I thought the "girls, girls" one was from Planet 51. Also wrong. Now someone'll put up a quote that says, like, "Welcome to Planet 51!" and I'll be all, "Nahhhhh, it can't be. Must be from 'Gone With the Wind' or something." *facepalm*

Battlechimp · July 31, 2013, 11:22:34 PM

Quote from: Triplash on July 30, 2013, 08:16:02 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tension breaker. Had to be done.

That's either Hackers or Summer School. They both used a similar joke.

Who's that?
That's my theme music. Every good hero should have one.

healix · August 01, 2013, 07:04:39 AM

LOLOL...that is from " I'm Gonna Get You Sucka"...fun and silly movie.

"Rule number two: You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?"

Battlechimp · August 01, 2013, 10:14:10 PM

Quote from: Nos482 on July 14, 2013, 10:20:37 AM
Umm, is it 'Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas'? ;)

My turn...still:
"Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest! But I'm not an alien!"

Had to come back to this one. Gotta love Mystery Science Theater 3000 :). Took me a bit to think of where that was from and I could just hear it in my head with Tom Servo's voice.

And now mine..

Tragically your father died when his horse was spooked by a turtle and it threw him. But rest easy my friend, the turtle that was responsible for this horrible accident has been executed.

Triplash · August 01, 2013, 11:50:04 PM

Quote from: healix on August 01, 2013, 07:04:39 AM
LOLOL...that is from " I'm Gonna Get You Sucka"...fun and silly movie.

"Rule number two: You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?"

Does this count as annoying?

Despicable Me! :D

And the title of that other movie reminded me of this line:

I mean, at the end of this movie. When our hero, Keith Kincade, looks up at the alien antenna and says "Gotcha suckas!"... I mean, that is a moment.

Nos482 · August 03, 2013, 05:04:19 AM

I'm not really sure, since it's been years since I've seen the movie...but is it from Bowfinger?

I'm warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff... Anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic.

Nos482 · August 27, 2013, 07:01:42 AM

That was from The Losers...just fyi.
Next one should be easy:

They don't have my address. I falsified my renewal. I put down 1060 West Addison.

healix · August 27, 2013, 08:25:33 AM

LOL...that's from The Blues Brothers...bao bao bao (1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field.)

"My lord, I think...I think your book is right. The desert is an ocean in which no oar is dipped and on this ocean the Bedu go where they please and strike where they please. This is the way the Bedu have always fought. You're famed throughout the world for fighting in this way and this is the way you should fight now!"

Atlantea · August 28, 2013, 01:31:25 AM

Quote from: healix on August 27, 2013, 08:25:33 AM
LOL...that's from The Blues Brothers...bao bao bao (1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field.)

"My lord, I think...I think your book is right. The desert is an ocean in which no oar is dipped and on this ocean the Bedu go where they please and strike where they please. This is the way the Bedu have always fought. You're famed throughout the world for fighting in this way and this is the way you should fight now!"

Aha. Deserts - the Bedu.

Lawrence of Arabia?

Here's one -

"When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. It was a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing I was ever good at. Well, see ya tomorrow."