After lying to me about his inability to give me a dollar, as well as some preposterous blasphemy regarding ham and cheese sandwiches, TonyV agreed to give me a second dollar since the first one was too late. Despite the crucial blow to the psyche of ham and cheese sandwich enthusiasts, I'm afraid that I'm still forced to say that TonyV is dreamy.
Yes yes yes, that's all well and good, but what KIND of cheese?
The discussion never reached the point where the technical specifications of the sandwich could be revealed. The Russian mafia came into the picture before anyone could put any real thought into it.
Then that is truly a tragedy, but fortunately it did not compound said tragedy by lessening the dreaminess quotient of Tony V.
Of course, that was after the ninjas came in without anyone noticing, asserted an opinion, and then disappeared again before anyone could even respond.
Eabrace is misrepresenting what happened. These were reverse ninjas: they announced their presence clear as day, but they weren't actually present.
Quote from: GuyPerfect on December 14, 2012, 05:39:44 PM
The discussion never reached the point where the technical specifications of the sandwich could be revealed. The Russian mafia came into the picture before anyone could put any real thought into it.
Ah. So, Korall was being used. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korall)
But after that attempt, then Sakura was tried next, but blast them ninjas:
Quote from: GuyPerfect on December 14, 2012, 05:44:44 PM
Eabrace is misrepresenting what happened. These were reverse ninjas: they announced their presence clear as day, but they weren't actually present.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakura_cheese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakura_cheese)
You should totally try Emmental. The Swiss are by and large neutral and ambivalent about worldly concerns, and won't likely come after ya. Maybe...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmental_cheese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmental_cheese)
/This thread is totally cheesy.
//Chestercheetacon of 2, I think, is order maybe...
But... I was informed that the ninjas were actually pirates dressed as ninjas, which would totally explain their reversal.
Quote from: houtex on December 15, 2012, 02:15:58 AMThe Swiss are by and large neutral and ambivalent about worldly concerns, and won't likely come after ya.
I almost pulled an Aggelakis and nearly clicked Modify instead of Quote. But I caught myself before any harm was done.
Upon further review of the interaction, it would appear that the Russian mafia was brought up prior to any mention of the ham and cheese sandwich. Still, when it was all said and done, they were indeed brought into the equation before anyone had a chance to consider what kind of cheese it was.
Quote from: GuyPerfect on December 15, 2012, 03:47:58 AM
I almost pulled an Aggelakis and nearly clicked Modify instead of Quote. But I caught myself before any harm was done.
(https://images.weserv.nl/?url=jessicapingle.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F05%2Fi_shake_my_fist_at_you.jpg)
This may well be the most funny thread I've read in the past 24 hours! ROFL and Thanks! :)
yah...even this guy laughed LOL
(https://i.imgur.com/7PsNU.gif)
While difficult, its not impossible to make him laugh. But this guy??
(https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.corvusonline.net%2Fforum_images%2FDataLaughs01.gif)
When he laughed at this thread, we knew we had a winner :D
For the sake of clarity, this is the conversation in question, edited for public consumption:
Quote from: Skype[8:36:10 AM] TonyV: Hey Sekoia, you can just type /alertsoff in a channel to keep the noise from bugging you.
[8:36:20 AM] Guy Perfect: Wait, you're on, Tony?
[8:36:23 AM] Guy Perfect: Can I have a dollar?
[8:40:41 AM] Guy Perfect: His ability to abruptly vanish is astounding.
[8:52:00 AM] Eabrace: He's a Skype ninja. (ninja)
[8:52:21 AM] Guy Perfect: But backwards. Instead of sneaking in undetected, he announces his presence and then isn't here.
[9:15:52 AM] TonyV: Well, I'm technically at work, so I'm only able to look at Skype in between routing tickets and checking up on incidents.
[9:16:44 AM] TonyV: And yes, you can have a dollar.
[9:17:02 AM] Guy Perfect: I left you a message on your personal Skype last night with the PayPal address
[9:17:12 AM] Guy Perfect: Do you need it again? (-:
[9:18:26 AM] TonyV: Why do you need a dollar specifically from me? Wouldn't it be a bit more efficient to go outside some coffee shop and ask people, "Hey, can I have a dollar?" until someone takes pity and gives you one?
[9:18:48 AM] Guy Perfect: I need it in my PayPal account and I can't transfer money from my bank account without mailing something to them
[9:18:52 AM] Guy Perfect: Like, to PayPal
[9:20:30 AM] Guy Perfect: And I need it in the next five and a half hours. (-:
[9:21:03 AM] TonyV: It says that this account has been blocked.
[9:21:11 AM] Guy Perfect: Mine?
[9:21:16 AM] TonyV: Yes.
[9:21:29 AM] Guy Perfect: They probably want me to mail them my SSN before I can add money from *any* source.
[9:21:43 AM] TonyV: It says that you've been money laundering.
[9:21:45 AM] Guy Perfect: No matter. I'll just transfer into my bank account and give them the finger.
[9:21:58 AM] Guy Perfect: Say, can I have $13.47? (-:
[9:22:30 AM] TonyV: And now it's saying that you probably smell funny, too. That's harsh.
[9:23:05 AM] Guy Perfect: I want three of these, but I'm a dollar short after shipping. <link to something on eBay that has expired>
[9:23:16 AM] TonyV: Now there's a prompt that says, "Are you sure you want this to go to the Russian Mafia? Because those are some seriously messed up dudes."
[9:23:58 AM] TonyV: This is weird, now it's asking me if I would like a ham and cheese sandwich. Why would it care?
[9:24:10 AM] TonyV: Oh.
[9:24:30 AM] TonyV: I clicked "Yes," and now it says, "Because Guy doesn't like ham and cheese sandwiches. Did you know that?"
[9:24:59 AM] TonyV: Okay, fine, I sent you a dollar.
[9:26:06 AM] Guy Perfect: But I already placed an order for 2 of the item instead. |-:
[9:26:30 AM] TonyV: Call 'em up and say you want three!
[9:26:41 AM] Guy Perfect: The transaction has already been processed.
[9:27:55 AM] Guy Perfect: I'm $1.14 short of another one due to shipping. Can I have $1.14?
[9:28:26 AM] TonyV: Oh good grief. Yes, but in return, sometime in the next week or so, you have to say that I'm dreamy on the forums.
[9:28:43 AM] Guy Perfect: It's a deal!
[9:29:46 AM] Guy Perfect: Okay thanks. (-:
*SNERK*
Classic! 8)
It's almost funnier without the context, Guy Perfect, but thank you for providing it. The bits about (Reverse) Ninjas, the Russian Mafia, and ham & cheese sandwiches now make sense. You've held up your end of the bargain; TonyV is dreamy! ;)
*Tony V's reaction at being called 'dreamy'*
(https://i.imgur.com/eI63Ol.gif)
You are on an animated GIF roll this morning :)
LOL...I love making the pic fit the situation...especially in a fun way
Quote from: healix on December 16, 2012, 05:20:55 PM*Tony V's reaction at being called 'dreamy'*
Quote from: Skype[12/14/2012 9:38:54 AM] TonyV: *prints out and frames...
HAH!
(https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.corvusonline.net%2Fforum_images%2FAshLaughs01.jpg)
Bah I already knew he was dreamy but when I brought it up he was all DENY DENY DENY. ;]
What level of dreamy?
Is TonyV as dreamy as pie?
I always envisioned one of those loopy, whacked-out and delirious kinds of dreamy, but I bet you could make a pie that can achieve the same effect, so what the hey.
Let's see:
1/2 cup butter, room temperature
3/4 cup white sugar
2 (1 ounce) squares unsweetened baking chocolate, melted and cooled
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 eggs
1 cup "herbs"
1 prepared 8 inch pastry shell, baked and cooled
Directions
Cream butter in a mixing bowl. Gradually beat in the sugar with an electric mixer until light colored and well blended. Stir in the thoroughly cooled chocolate, and vanilla extract. Add the eggs, one at a time, beating 5 minutes on medium speed after each addition. Add "herbs" slowly on medium speed. Spoon the chocolate filling into a cooled, baked pie shell.
Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.
:o
That's not pie! That's not pie at all!
Quote from: faith.grins on December 19, 2012, 05:49:13 AM
:o
That's not pie! That's not pie at all!
Is so. Recipe for French Silk pie, with "herbs". Will taste delicious and fulfill the "loopy, whacked-out and delirious" definition of dreamy that Guy quoted.
I completely missed the "pastry shell" line. This is why I shouldn't join silly discussions.
Carry on...
how about THIS for those who don't care for pie?
(https://i.imgur.com/DsBOA.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/hYj5x.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2agot.jpg)
But is that as dreamy as TonyV?
well, bite them both and see which one tastes best....
Quote from: healix on December 19, 2012, 11:21:44 AM
well, bite them both and see which one tastes best....
So, when are you going on your comedy tour? I wanna know so I can buy tickets! :D
We need a poll... with bite results...
I'll do it for a dollar.
*comparing brownie and Tony V*
(https://i.imgur.com/fxPpx.gif)
The brownie: chewy, warm and rich
Tony V: Much sweeter, much warmer, keeps his flavor
Yes, but can you enjoy TonyV in a mug?
I have seen Tony V's mug...he's a babe
Tried the brownie in a mug yesterday. Thank god I have a steel stomach (it's still fighting this morning it seems). I'll try another recipe I can understand (ie. No Imperial Unit)
Quote from: Mister Bison on December 20, 2012, 08:59:15 AM
Tried the brownie in a mug yesterday. Thank god I have a steel stomach (it's still fighting this morning it seems). I'll try another recipe I can understand (ie. No Imperial Unit)
Oh I just looked at the ingredients. I would not use olive oil. Coconut oil would be perfect.
Quote from: Victoria Victrix on December 20, 2012, 11:07:34 AM
Oh I just looked at the ingredients. I would not use olive oil. Coconut oil would be perfect.
Used sunflower oil. But will try with melted butter and less overall ingredients. (was 2/3 filled and overspilled in the microwave, though thankfully not explosively.)
this thread is full of AWESOME!!
Quote from: Arctic Force. on December 20, 2012, 02:12:29 PM
this thread is full of AWESOME!!
And chocolate volcanoes, apparently (which are still awesome.)
Quote from: eabrace on December 20, 2012, 08:07:28 PM
And chocolate volcanoes, apparently (which are still awesome.)
That made me chuckle :d (erp, I meant :p)
Quote from: Mister Bison on December 20, 2012, 02:10:11 PM
Used sunflower oil. But will try with melted butter and less overall ingredients. (was 2/3 filled and overspilled in the microwave, though thankfully not explosively.)
Just use a bigger mug.
Quote from: Minotaur on December 20, 2012, 08:52:23 PM
Just use a bigger mug.
That's just good advice for anything.
Also, don't forget your towel.
But is a chocolate volcano as dreamy as TonyV?
The only time a chocolate volcano comes close to being as dreamy as TonyV is while TonyV is eating it. ;)
or if he's INSIDE like the creme filling of a Twinkie...
*hears muffled cries for help*
(https://i.imgur.com/zmfK4l.jpg)
Quote from: GuyPerfect on December 23, 2012, 05:59:22 PM
RIP )-:
TastyKake Krimpets. Actually much better than Twinkies (and no high-fructose corn syrup, just plain sugar). I actually hope to see TastyKake start making expansion into more markets.
Don't forget what Little Debbie has been making for a long time..
(https://i.imgur.com/4DOfd.jpg)
Quote from: Victoria Victrix on December 24, 2012, 01:46:43 AM
I actually hope to see TastyKake start making expansion into more markets.
That would rock. TastyKake is the best!
They're the TonyV of manufactured baked goods. ;D
I'm not sure if I love you guys or I need to adjust my medications.
Can we please get back to the topic at hand? I really don't want this thread to get too derailed. ;)
Well I personally think that Tony V is at least as dreamy as an entire pallet-load of TastyKake seasonal chocolate Krimpets with vanilla creme filling. At least. But probably more.
TonyV is dreamy enough that I currently have my minions drawing up several plans to kidnap him. That way, I can say I've stolen your dreams.
Unfortunately I doubt any of these plans will be finished within the century. My minions are, expectedly, dumb enough that comparing them to bricks would be an insult. To the bricks.
Is TonyV as dreamy as SexyJay was Sexy? Inquiring minds want to know.
I say TonyV is Lord Nemesis of the dreams.
TonyV is dreamy... dreamier than pie? OMG, I think I shall swoon and be in my bunk. And what kind of cheese was going to be in that sandwich before those ninja minions showed up?
(https://i.imgur.com/Nu6G7.jpg)