Jerry McGuire?
Negative
[Character 2 is drinking a soda]
1: "Why don't you just pour battery acid down your throat? "
2: "No caffeine. "
"Bladder control, you don't miss it until it's gone."
"A clipboard and a confident wave will get you into any building in the world!"
Now for the big guns...
"What do you think I'm *trying* to do? Look, I got news for you. I'm not locked up in the men's room with a cop because it's a good time. Frankly, I've had better times, okay? I'm here because I think the story is wrong. Is it?
Is it? If you have something, give it to me now, but don't stand there and act coy and say "[Bleep] you", because, quite frankly, it's a waste of all of our time. And you know what? I don't have any more time. I have no more [frack]ing time. I need it [freem!]ing today, I need it right now! "