Author Topic: E! True Paragon Story  (Read 2438 times)

Steelclaw

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E! True Paragon Story
« on: August 19, 2013, 07:09:23 PM »

Eoraptor

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Re: E! True Paragon Story
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2013, 08:00:40 PM »
*applaudes*
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Re: E! True Paragon Story
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2013, 09:28:12 PM »
haha. These managed to make me smile xD
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Re: E! True Paragon Story
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2013, 10:11:53 PM »
Twinshot: It's been really hard with ICE ever since paragon closed down. All of my documentation is still in Praetoria and I constantly have to fight deportation.
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Nealix

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Re: E! True Paragon Story
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2013, 05:36:41 PM »
 :)

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Re: E! True Paragon Story
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2013, 05:41:24 PM »
*comforts Lord Recluse*

You poor guy.  Lemme buy you a drink or six.  I know a lovely little bar just outside Vegas that has a 'no questions asked' policy about body modifications.

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Re: E! True Paragon Story
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2013, 07:08:05 PM »
Hah! Very well done :D
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Re: E! True Paragon Story
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2013, 07:27:28 PM »
Steelclaw,

Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: E! True Paragon Story
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2013, 03:27:54 AM »
Yay! Steelclaw documentaries are the bestest kind of documentaries! :D

Spoiler for zany antics:
*tries to set the Tivo so he can watch it again later*

*panics, thinking someone stole his Tivo*

*realizes he doesn't even have Tivo*

*panics, wondering why he never got Tivo*

*realizes he's going to miss the show because he's spending too much time worrying about missing the show*

*panics again, and runs around like an idiot wondering where the heck is the freaking remote gone NOW!?!? *

*smacks into a wall and falls to the ground, whimpering*

*smiles peacefully as he realizes he can see the show from where he's laying*

*smile fades as he realizes the volume is muted*

Menrva Channel

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Re: E! True Paragon Story
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2013, 02:51:11 AM »
That was amazing! I was more angry they killed Psyche as I kinda adored she and Manti. :/ Any parting words from Manti? (Manti, Pysche, and Sirocco were some of my favorite characters.) You had a great mixture of humor and even some poignant moments in there (like Mako). I loved the Shark Week reference!... and I miss. Television. And Doc Aeon... and everyone... :(

Also, I loved Brawler's comments! Those were awesome!

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Re: E! True Paragon Story
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2013, 06:35:31 AM »
Mother Mayhem: My seers saw the end coming. As soon as they told me, I applied for a lateral transfer. Those arrogant NC blowhards told me I wasn't "jiggly enough" for Blade and Soul!
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