Author Topic: Mutant Vegetable From Outer Space  (Read 2282 times)

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Mutant Vegetable From Outer Space
« on: July 17, 2013, 06:11:31 AM »
Well, actually from Japan...but that doesn't have such a nice ring to it.
The vegetables harvested in Fukushima have minor malformations. :o


I just thought you might be interested in what radiation can do.
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It's not clear yet what effect eating the produce might have on the population ... maybe it could give you superpowers.
So, who wants to try it first?
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Re: Mutant Vegetable From Outer Space
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2013, 06:29:10 AM »
I just thought you might be interested in what radiation can do.So, who wants to try it first?

Yeah, but who want the power of zucchini?

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Re: Mutant Vegetable From Outer Space
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2013, 06:30:11 AM »
Oh man... what I wouldn't give to have the powers of an eggplant!
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Re: Mutant Vegetable From Outer Space
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2013, 01:32:49 PM »
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New this Summer fron TV Tokyo, a Sentai team like no other before them. Five ordinary teens accidentally consume irradiated vegetables and become THE DAIKON RANGERS! Dedicated to fighting crime and protecting the world from the threat of the Evil Alien DEFLORIO who wants to destroy all of the Earth's healthy fruits and vegetables.
 
Watch now as Ranger Cabbage, Ranger Carrot, Ranger Eggplant, Ranger Tomato, and their leader, the mysterious RANGER DAIKON, fight to save the world.
 
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Re: Mutant Vegetable From Outer Space
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2013, 06:14:11 PM »
The first thing I thought of when I read this was the Gilligan's Island episode with the radioactive vegetables.

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Re: Mutant Vegetable From Outer Space
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2013, 07:15:55 PM »
Hey, it's better than what *I* thought first...


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Re: Mutant Vegetable From Outer Space
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2013, 09:07:58 PM »
Someone I know posted that article on Facebook, and a commenter directed attention to Atomic Gardening: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_gardening So yeah, that is a real thing.
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Re: Mutant Vegetable From Outer Space
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2013, 04:22:00 AM »
C'mon people... the superpower gained by eating this stuff would be this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9rBv4Dn3Bk&t=1m42s
 
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