Movie Quotes

crashpositron · June 25, 2017, 03:56:46 PM

Not a movie, but in memoriam:

I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this.
[gives a mockingly cheerful finger waggle]

Pengy · June 25, 2017, 05:28:29 PM

And he did, too.

Paragon Avenger · July 30, 2017, 03:48:35 AM

Not a movie, not a movie, not a movie ...
I want to live long enough to see them invent immortality -- no wait.

healix · August 11, 2017, 01:09:49 AM

"We never lose our demons, we only learn to live above them."

Paragon Avenger · August 30, 2017, 04:16:22 AM

"What if we did what our wives thought we were doing?"

Paragon Avenger · August 30, 2017, 04:16:58 AM

Quote from: healix on August 11, 2017, 01:09:49 AM
"We never lose our demons, we only learn to live above them."

Bull Durum?

Paragon Avenger · September 15, 2017, 02:03:48 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on August 30, 2017, 04:16:22 AM
"What if we did what our wives thought we were doing?"

The Incredibles
I win!

Next
You're too old and fat to be jumping horses.
Well come see a fat old man sometime.

Pengy · September 15, 2017, 07:27:41 PM

True Grit?

Paragon Avenger · October 03, 2017, 01:51:51 AM

ding-ding-ding.

You win!

Paragon Avenger · December 15, 2017, 05:23:12 AM

"Can you stake a fellow American for a meal?"

Paragon Avenger · January 14, 2018, 06:03:02 AM

Quote from: healix on August 11, 2017, 01:09:49 AM
"We never lose our demons, we only learn to live above them."

Dr. Strange?

Paragon Avenger · February 23, 2018, 05:51:09 AM

"I don't know, but I'm pretty sure the answer to that question is, 'I am Groot'."

Paragon Avenger · March 22, 2018, 05:35:57 AM

Teacher: It's simple, do you want me to do it for you?
Student: Yes!
Teacher: You're supposed to say, "No."

Paragon Avenger · March 26, 2018, 04:34:33 AM

Teacher: It's a piece of cake upside down, look for the green light.
Student: I can't handle Calculus.

Paragon Avenger · April 04, 2018, 12:55:49 AM

Teacher cooking on stove at home with students around.
Teacher: Come and get it.
Student: Kemo, let's order out, man. Just kidding.

Van Allen · June 22, 2018, 04:26:00 PM

Stand And Deliver

I like when he raises his car key to where the car should be. "Hey Kemo! We fixed your car, you like?"

Van Allen · June 22, 2018, 04:31:03 PM

"Hey what more could a guy ask for?"
"A six demon bag!"
"Terrific. What's in it?"
"Wind. Fire. All that kind of thing!"

Van Allen · June 22, 2018, 04:58:47 PM

Quote from: Van Allen on June 22, 2018, 04:31:03 PM
"Hey what more could a guy ask for?"
"A six demon bag!"
"Terrific. What's in it?"
"Wind. Fire. All that kind of thing!"

OK, "six demon bag" was easy. You never know how good some ppl are at this game; but they don't know S.D.B.

"Because WE LIVE HERE!!!"

Van Allen · June 22, 2018, 06:22:09 PM

"Whose brain did you put in him?"
"Abby something."
"Abby who?"
"Abby Normal. Yes, that's it ;D"

Tahquitz · June 24, 2018, 12:23:51 AM

Young Frankenstein. Next:

Quote
Little Girl: Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me.

Doctor: Oh, it does, does it? Well, it's not your job to diagnose.

Little Girl: But I thought...

Doctor: You thought, you thought. Just go. Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all. Well, you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a subdural hematoma. It's *epidural*. Ha.