OK, I realize that much of this comes from me being new to the forum side of the community, but I semi-jokingly imagine that everyone on here looks like the griefer from the World of Warcraft episode of South Park. So, when someone mentions that they're not, the voice in my head is invariably Tony Stark in the first Iron Man movie: "Oh my god! You're a woman!"
Of course, the voice in my head does drink like Tony Stark...