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Re: End of the World? PFT! No problem!
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2012, 03:00:32 AM »
It's Okay! It's Just Doomsday!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd9_Zh5eOG8

EDIT:
I will apparently use Pop Tarts to fight a dalek.
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Re: End of the World? PFT! No problem!
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2012, 08:03:38 AM »
I'll just use a logic bomb.
Yeeessss....

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Re: End of the World? PFT! No problem!
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2012, 08:25:41 AM »
To my left is a wall.  Luckily, I'm proficient in walls.
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Re: End of the World? PFT! No problem!
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2012, 11:17:02 AM »
To my left are both a 4 foot tall CD rack, which I can totally use to jam their puny little arm/guns in an awkward position, and a shotgun.

To my right is a second flatscreen monitor.  Probably needed when one of the Tardis's screens blows out.

I'm wearing a fuzzy sweater, comfortable pants, and fuzzy socks, all in red, with my Isoheel Sensible Shoes.

Pick me up, Doctor.  We'll be stopping in Austin on the way.
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« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2012, 12:44:21 PM »
Hmmm... seems I'm to fight Daleks armed with only a tube of lip balm. Worse, how do you repair the Tardis with a mutated Bassett Hound/Corgi mix? Smart she is, but definitely not a K-9 unit!

The first step to traveling with the Doctor is to be innovative. The twist is... switch the stuff around! Repair the Tardis with the lip balm and use the dog to fight the Daleks.

First you find the Hivemind Chamber that the mine uses to coordinate all its workers, and reset the controls to affect only Dalek brainwave patterns. Then you put the mutant Corgi-Hound thing in the broadcast pod just long enough to overwrite the replacement neural pattern that it's emitting. When the signal goes out again all the Daleks will wander around acting like dogs, giving you a chance to slip safely past them and return to the Tardis. It also breaks the workers free from the Daleks' enslavement, allowing them to rebel and retake their factory. Hilarious and effective!

Meanwhile the Tardis must have gotten damaged in that rough landing, causing the Internal Whatsit to twist out of place and rupture a critical seal. Fortunately the lip balm is exactly the right consistency to re-seal the coupling. Especially fortunate really, since the Doctor's been meaning to pop round the store and pick up another tin of sealant but really, who has the time? It won't last long, but we only need a couple minutes. Squeeze it all out and smear it over the coupling, then push the big red button and let's hope cherry's our lucky flavor.

Right then! What's everybody standing around for? We've got a planet to save!

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« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2012, 12:57:30 PM »
Um.  I'm wearing pajamas.   There's a white Golden Retriever on my left, and a HUGE normal-colored Golden retriever on my right.  And they both want me to stop typing and go back to petting them.....

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« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2012, 06:51:16 PM »
I will be using a Television set and a collection of tools. I can only imagine that I'd knock up some kind of energy weapon out of the CRT inside the TV.
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Re: End of the World? PFT! No problem!
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2012, 07:49:19 PM »
The first step to traveling with the Doctor is to be innovative. The twist is... switch the stuff around! Repair the Tardis with the lip balm and use the dog to fight the Daleks.

First you find the Hivemind Chamber that the mine uses to coordinate all its workers, and reset the controls to affect only Dalek brainwave patterns. Then you put the mutant Corgi-Hound thing in the broadcast pod just long enough to overwrite the replacement neural pattern that it's emitting. When the signal goes out again all the Daleks will wander around acting like dogs, giving you a chance to slip safely past them and return to the Tardis. It also breaks the workers free from the Daleks' enslavement, allowing them to rebel and retake their factory. Hilarious and effective!

Meanwhile the Tardis must have gotten damaged in that rough landing, causing the Internal Whatsit to twist out of place and rupture a critical seal. Fortunately the lip balm is exactly the right consistency to re-seal the coupling. Especially fortunate really, since the Doctor's been meaning to pop round the store and pick up another tin of sealant but really, who has the time? It won't last long, but we only need a couple minutes. Squeeze it all out and smear it over the coupling, then push the big red button and let's hope cherry's our lucky flavor.

Right then! What's everybody standing around for? We've got a planet to save!

ROFL I bow to your ingenuity and creativity. Not to mention it's going to be quite interesting to see the Daleks following people around and trying to dart underneath their hands for copious amounts of petting. ;)

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Re: End of the World? PFT! No problem!
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2012, 09:53:19 PM »
Oh hey, VV and I are shotgun buddies.

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« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2012, 06:38:58 PM »
The Doctor can save Christmas... but he needs your help! Are you ready?



O-kay.

First thing on the left of my computer is a bottle of nail polish remover.

What I'm wearing now is not what I want to meet ANYone in, mainly because the makeup is not on yet. Must fix.

First thing to the right of my computer is a half-empty, cold cup of coffee.

Yup, I'm screwed! LOL....

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« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2012, 07:32:52 PM »
The Doctor can save Christmas... but he needs your help! Are you ready?


Pumpkin spice hershey kisses will help fight daleks, I'll repair the TARDIS with a Tigger alarm clock, and I'll meet him in my work clothes ( :( ).

This doesn't sound like it'll work quite right....
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Re: End of the World? PFT! No problem!
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2012, 09:33:10 PM »
The Doctor can save Christmas... but he needs your help! Are you ready?


To the left is a tube of Goop Contact Adhesive and Sealant. Just got back from the gym and haven't changed, so black sweat pants and a black Ideat Village 2012 t-shirt. To the right is a can of Dust Destroyer compressed-gas duster. Eh, could be worse.
(And it should be "What YOU'RE wearing right now", but i'll let that slide. >_<)
So far so good. Onward and upward!

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Re: End of the World? PFT! No problem!
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2012, 02:50:10 AM »
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Larry: Sorted!
Larry: At this moment: LEFT: I have Hud (housemate) with 48 rounds of high power 9mm and gun!
Larry: I am wearing extremely good boots and comfy easy to run in sweats!
Larry: And to the right: A set of wirecutter pliers and a razorsaw!
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Re: End of the World? PFT! No problem!
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2012, 04:38:31 AM »
... Some of you guys are really strange. Just sayin'. :P

But ALL of you are awesome. If it was me picking companions I'd pick any one of you.

Happy New Year, you nutburgers! ;D

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« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2012, 06:11:11 AM »
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: End of the World? PFT! No problem!
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2012, 07:46:16 AM »


Oh yeah, Lusca is a party animal. I remember last year, she started on the bubbly early and by midnight she was getting frisky with one of the dock cranes :o


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