Epic Rap Battles of The City... Westin Phipps vs Scirocco

[emperorsteele]

Love that web series! I wanna try one....

Announcer: Lord... RECLUSE! Versus... STATESMAAANNNNN BEGIN!

Statesman (Has the freedom phalanx dancing behind him): Hello, old friend, we have much to discuss/
before I run your a** over with a super-powered bus!
I am honor, and justice, and freedom personified/
You're a giant ugly spider who smells like he died!
A question, if I may? Why'd you call yourself "Recluse"?
When you're ov-er-ly dependent on an army of fools?

Recluse (Has the patrons dancing behind him): A recluse is a spider, you uneducated twit/
The deadliest kind, can kill a grown man with a drop of it's spit!
And speak not to me of likeness to death/
you arrogant fool/
You're the one/
who was undone/
by an insignificant tool!

Statesman: A temporary setback, you know how these things work/
I'll be back someday, you pompus sneering jerk!
Until then, have fun, sitting on a throne/
ruling a s****y little island no one wants to call home.
And never forget, you're not a god/
just a man named Stephen Richter/
and when this rap battle is over/
-I- shall be the victor!

Lord Recluse: You know what?
Screw you, Marcus!
I'm gonna skull-**** your carcass!
I-

(Beat drops, everyone just stares at Recluse)

...What?

Black Scorpion: ...Really?

Mako: That's kinda sick, boss.

Unknown: "Ha ha haaa! Now that my enemies are weakened, it is time to strike!"

(Nemesis drops down between the two combatants)

Nemesis: Good versus Evil, just as I planned!
Now I'll finish you both with a swipe of my hand!
Brass Monday, the Ritki, the Storm, can't you see?
I'm a Master Planner, so bow down to me!

(Statesman and Recluse look at Nemesis, then each other, then nod, then look at Nemesis again)

Statesman: You're a master-something, but what I'm not sure/
you like to BAIT and switch, but... hmm, you're not that clever!

Recluse: Your plots and schemes, don't have any class/
So get outta here, toy-maker/
before I shove it straight up your brass!

Announcer: Who won?! WHO's neeext? YOU DECIIIIIDE!

EPICRAP..... BAAATTLLLEESSSSSS.... OFHISTORRRYYyyyyyyyy-*!

[corvus1970]

HAH! That was awesome!

[Atlantea]

I don't even LIKE rap and I think this is epic!

I love you guys. :D

[NecrotechMaster]

statesman vs recluse one was fricking hilarious lol

i love watching that series on youtube and this thread just cracks me up

now only if we could get them to actually make one of these raps (although im sure it would get taken down due to ncsoft)

[healix]

LOL...I hear this kid in the background during the rap battles...

beat boy

[Dynastys Sweeper]

LMFAO!! you guys are awesome!! series on youtube is funny but this, this is just perfect!! all 3 made me laugh you guys got some sick rhymes

[Zephaniah]

This was the funniest thing I read all month. Maybe we should send them the rap and see if they would produce it. And of course we can market it through our Save City of Hero pages on Facebook.

[Atlantea]

OOOOOH!!!!


DO EET!!!!   :D