Author Topic: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game  (Read 93100 times)

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #80 on: January 21, 2013, 12:51:28 AM »
I hadda hunt down something, and... well this happened instead in my brain when I was hunting for something to say here... ah well, enjoy the fruits of my deranged mind:
 
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You know how Elvis, in his movies, had to sing about, well, everything?

"Hey, Elvis!  We gotta win this race!", said the Crew Chief, as Elvis is the race car driver in question.

Elvis, insipried by this revelation, begins to sing jauntily,
We gotta win this race
We gotta win it now
We gotta win this race
Oh holy cow,
Win this race.
(Win the race!)

Yeah yeah, win this race.
(Win the race!)

We gotta win this race,
but if we don't we'll be bummed out.

[We don't know where the band was but there was music going with that. Odd.]

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Well, later on, after he wins the race (as, you know, he sorta had to, being as he's the star and stuff) some hawt woman says to him:
"Hey Elvis... would you like some lemonade?  I made it myself with fresh squeezed Lemons!"
Elvis, having a gander at the pretty young thing with the cool beverage in her hand, begins to serenade:

Leeemmonnaaaddeee... that cool refreshing drink..
I am so thirsty, yes I'll have some, thank youuuuu...
It quinches my need
It is tart... it is sweet... much like you,
my dearest Linda Lou.

And Elvis takes the drink with one hand, wraps his other arm around Linda, and they walk off into the sunset, with the end credits scrolling by.

The End.
 
/"But, there's just this one thing, Elvis... my name is Betty Jane."
//"Well, darlin, that's just silly... that wouldn't rhyme at all, now would it?"
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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #81 on: January 21, 2013, 02:08:54 AM »
Ready...Steady... Go... MANGO...
 
Since somebody invoked Elvis...
As long as somebody keeps making up stories for it, the City isn't gone.

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #82 on: January 23, 2013, 11:10:24 AM »
Think Elvis would be 'rubberneccin' with NECTARINES as well?
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #83 on: January 24, 2013, 03:09:08 AM »
 I may hunt down some Orange juice for to go wif mah brefas tomorry. 

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #84 on: January 24, 2013, 01:59:33 PM »
(documentary voiceover): It seems a hunter is approaching. Let's see who it is.  ...Oh this should be a rare encounter indeed. I believe what we're looking at here is a Canadian Redhead. Well, well. This little fellow is very far from his natural habitat, isn't he? Let's see how he fares against the tropical majesty of the noble papaya tree.

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #85 on: January 24, 2013, 02:10:40 PM »
Quick! I'm gonna Quietly Quest through the Quagmire that is my Quarters and Quash some Queen-sized Quince!


[yeah, I was waiting for Q...can you tell?]    8)
/em holdtorch

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #86 on: January 25, 2013, 02:51:17 AM »
Ooh.  R

Well, now is the time to profess my love of all things Raspberry, especially a raspberry syrup, or the Jolly Rancher or Dum Dums... Pie... OMG Blue Ribbon Berry Pie Ice Cream! Vanilla with Raspberry and Boysenberry swirls and pie crust crumblies.  Let it get soft, mix it into a lovely shade of purple... refreeze.. awesome ensued.  http://www.dreameryicecream.com/icecream/blue-ribbon-berry-pie

They don't sell it 'round here, or so I can't seen to find it...   I would be SO FAT, because I'd eat it every day.  One pint at a time.  And not care the tent shirts and pants I'd have to wear.  I would nearly, but not quite, sell my soul for to get that stuff back in mah bellah.
 

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #87 on: January 25, 2013, 10:54:19 AM »
Well, I am heading to the nearest haystack to trap the ellusive STRAWBERRY.
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #88 on: January 27, 2013, 07:05:55 PM »
I'm off to discover the secret of the universe....Wait a minute. I'm told that it's actually the tangerine..
"Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor."

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #89 on: January 28, 2013, 12:25:39 AM »
With makeup kit in hand, I am going to give my Ugli fruit a makeover so it looks as good as it tastes.
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #90 on: January 28, 2013, 01:52:10 AM »
Guess I'll go vrooming around in my Volvo and get a velvet apple, and I'll vanquish it while I view some vuvuzela videos I taped on my VCR.

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #91 on: January 28, 2013, 11:25:57 PM »
I don't care if it is winter...I want to bag a watermelon!
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #92 on: January 29, 2013, 11:45:19 PM »
Wait....In China, wouldn't that be a xigua?
"Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor."

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #93 on: January 31, 2013, 09:45:46 PM »
*turning interest to vegetables*

Grabbing my trusty weapon, I head out to spear some asparagus.
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #94 on: January 31, 2013, 10:17:35 PM »
*turning interest to vegetables*

*eye twitches* :o Hnnggh... OCD flaring up. Must... finish... fruits... hnngh... yamamomo and zucchini people only think it's a vegetable but technically it's a fruit *pant pant pant*

Man, I need to lie down and eat some broccoli.

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #95 on: January 31, 2013, 10:31:04 PM »
Mix that with cauliflower and I hear you'll live forever.
"Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor."

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #96 on: February 01, 2013, 03:35:57 AM »
Well, I must gotta go to Japan or China so I can hunt me down some Daikon.  I've never had it, but I'm sure it's good... I remember the *original* Iron Chefs (Not the ICAs) using it in their dishes here and there.

/Iron Chef + Backdraft soundtrack... the way it should be.  Stupid licensing issues...
//AH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg1IjbIBXZQ  There we go.  Only thing missing is Chairman Kaga.
///Well, let's see it then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2e9nTeIwFk  Awesome.  Awesome personified people, right there.
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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #97 on: February 02, 2013, 03:13:02 AM »
*Note to self: Think up an awesome and hilarious joke about eggplants.

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #98 on: February 03, 2013, 03:14:09 AM »
Remember that scene with Dr. Hannibal Lechter? 
This one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlkZVAw8Gc

Yep, gotta get some Fava beans now.

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Re: The "I'm gonna go hunt..." Alphabet Game
« Reply #99 on: February 04, 2013, 09:24:58 PM »
I'ma go grab a bottle of gherkins and... put them back, cause I don't really like pickles that much. *shrug*