Love that web series! I wanna try one....
Announcer: Lord... RECLUSE! Versus... STATESMAAANNNNN BEGIN!
Statesman (Has the freedom phalanx dancing behind him): Hello, old friend, we have much to discuss/
before I run your a** over with a super-powered bus!
I am honor, and justice, and freedom personified/
You're a giant ugly spider who smells like he died!
A question, if I may? Why'd you call yourself "Recluse"?
When you're ov-er-ly dependent on an army of fools?
Recluse (Has the patrons dancing behind him): A recluse is a spider, you uneducated twit/
The deadliest kind, can kill a grown man with a drop of it's spit!
And speak not to me of likeness to death/
you arrogant fool/
You're the one/
who was undone/
by an insignificant tool!
Statesman: A temporary setback, you know how these things work/
I'll be back someday, you pompus sneering jerk!
Until then, have fun, sitting on a throne/
ruling a s****y little island no one wants to call home.
And never forget, you're not a god/
just a man named Stephen Richter/
and when this rap battle is over/
-I- shall be the victor!
Lord Recluse: You know what?
Screw you, Marcus!
I'm gonna skull-**** your carcass!
I-
(Beat drops, everyone just stares at Recluse)
...What?
Black Scorpion: ...Really?
Mako: That's kinda sick, boss.
Unknown: "Ha ha haaa! Now that my enemies are weakened, it is time to strike!"
(Nemesis drops down between the two combatants)
Nemesis: Good versus Evil, just as I planned!
Now I'll finish you both with a swipe of my hand!
Brass Monday, the Ritki, the Storm, can't you see?
I'm a Master Planner, so bow down to me!
(Statesman and Recluse look at Nemesis, then each other, then nod, then look at Nemesis again)
Statesman: You're a master-something, but what I'm not sure/
you like to BAIT and switch, but... hmm, you're not that clever!
Recluse: Your plots and schemes, don't have any class/
So get outta here, toy-maker/
before I shove it straight up your brass!
Announcer: Who won?! WHO's neeext? YOU DECIIIIIDE!
EPICRAP..... BAAATTLLLEESSSSSS.... OFHISTORRRYYyyyyyyyy-*!
