Please note, permission to post the following 'side-sketch' has been granted, by the 'Ko, herself....
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Meanwhile, just 'off camera'....
"Oh man," CapeMike said, as the wintry mayhem died down, if only a little bit, "that'll teach that Winter Lord to mess with US, eh, Sparky?"
Spark-1 had long since gotten used to being called 'Sparky' by the hyper-kinetic Scrapper, but still seemed to always cringe at the mention of the affectionate nickname; "That's definitely going to be another giant mess for the snowplows to take care of, agreed...."
CapeMike made a show of looking thoughtful; "But...I REALLY hope that building was already slated for demolition...think anyone will notice?"
"...a little late for that, don't you think?"
"Probably." CapeMike laughed as Spark-1 heavily facepalmed; the Scrapper then reached for a crate and began to open it as a number of others began joining a certain trench-coated woman in an alcove nearby, saying, "O.k., then, looks like some Heroes are about to need my services...' He cleared his throat; "Torches, get yer' torches right here! Hot off the line, pun totally intended, 5,000 influence each for the next 20 minutes!!"
Spark-1 had never actually facefaulted as badly before as he did just then.... "Wait...all those torches...."
"Who ELSE do you think would try to sell torches to Heroes all these years?"
"I...don't........."
"Pfft, been making a killing, too! How do you think I paid for that emerald-trimmed plaque for all those exploration badges?!"
"...."
CapeMike rambled on, even as a few potential customers suddenly began backing away; "Yep, one or 2 subtle suggestions as to supply and demand, and, BAM, I'm rolling in the Influence, BWAHAHAHA!"
"...."
"Oh, c'mon, Sparky," CM said, not quite registering what was going on; "I'm -way- too clever for that old 'she's right behind you' gag, and...........she -IS- right behind me, isn't she?"
Spark-1 nodded slowly as he backed away a few steps....
Turning to the trench-coated woman, he suddenly switched gears; "Heeeey, glad to see you! ...I'm hoping you don't actually think I'd be so callous as to sell torches from this conveniently located crate, all in the name of profit, and...*sigh*this is -ever- going to hurt, and-OHGODMYFACE!"
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...yeah, it may be a little stunted, but I whipped this off the top of my head...given a little time, I could probably make it even funnier...and if I had the equipment/skills to make a comedic demorecord movie or 2, I would...lots of similarly funny stuff I'd love to bring out!