I remember this one time I was on an ITF, and we decided to hit the console and both the AV's up top at the same time, and all of the meks wound up activating at the same time, I don't know how. Anyway, needless to say the three tanks in the party had their hands full for a while. It was a hoot.
I also remember a team where I faceplanted pretty soon after the front door, and someone said, "Wait, don't hospital! You're the new team mascot!" He then proceeded to recall me around the map for vengebait, all the while I was cheering from the floor. He'd shout something like, "Hold on, we need to get fired up for this one!" then recall me with venge q'd up, and then shout, "Yeah! Team spirit!" That was a good team.
I also remember an ITF where Heat Guard and I were keeping count of our dirt naps. He wound up ahead by six, in the end, although I'll be damned if I remember how. Probably just dove straight into the exploding crystals, the cheater.