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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2012, 04:52:55 PM »
Oh yeah, those always crack me up. Case in point...

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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2012, 07:27:50 PM »
This didn't happen often, but as far as I know, still occured all the way to the end.

There's nothing like working your way through an instanced mission and running into another team. This was from September 2004.


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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2012, 07:52:10 PM »
Gotta love them ragdoll physics!
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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2012, 09:51:20 PM »
Rikit Ashely. Yes @ARACHNOS_X actually made this up this character and the profile was the song in Rikit speak >D I couldn't stop laughing.

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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2012, 11:46:47 PM »
Once I got monkeyed while using the hoverboard... the result looked rather painful :o
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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2012, 01:54:35 AM »
A character I saw: Foghorn Leghorn, years ago.
A giant muscle bound Chicken with tight buns.
Every time he was fighting, I laughed and lost concentration.
he was too much.

I imagine he looked even better after the animal mods.

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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2012, 02:12:25 AM »
I liked Skull and Hellion 'idle chatter' the most.

"When are you gonna finish breaking into the car?"

But to me the funniest thing I ever saw was, and you had to hunt him down, the King of Skulls.  He was in King's Row, hiding behind one of the buildings, usually between one of the long ones and the War Wall along the side that connected to Skyway.  A Skull that actually got away with a purse.  He was there, clutching it tightly, looking around in complete paranoia and muttering "I can't believe I got away with it."  Poor bastich was so surprised about getting the purse I never saw him actually look inside.

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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2012, 02:40:31 AM »
A small orange man in white pants named Supa Dupa Oompa Loompa...

And a Ninja Mastermind whose name was something like "I'm being followed" and his bio stated that he was just a pizza delivery guy who (for some reason completely unknown to him) was being followed by Ninjas that would jump out and protect him whenever he got into trouble.

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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2012, 02:48:00 AM »
This guy was pretty funny :)

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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2012, 03:18:01 AM »
Happy Lobotomy reminds me of "Capt Colorblind". Poor guy needed help coordinating his wardrobe. He was so radiant I'm sure he Stunned and debuffed Def and ToHit.  In addition to whatever else his powers did.

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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2012, 03:35:13 AM »
One of my favorite characters to run into on Triumph back in the day was Naked Mole Rat.  Huge, pink, ran around in underwear, and could improvise conversations for hours on end with everything coming from him sounding like it came straight from a Tick comic.  He was always good for a laugh and guaranteed to brighten our day.
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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2012, 01:02:27 PM »
Rikit Ashely. Yes @ARACHNOS_X actually made this up this character and the profile was the song in Rikit speak >D I couldn't stop laughing.
I really hope there's a screenshot of that somewhere (or even better, a demorecord too).  I would Rikit roll everyone and just laugh at their response,even if they didn't get it. ( ' : <
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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2012, 02:46:32 PM »
A small orange man in white pants named Supa Dupa Oompa Loompa...

And a Ninja Mastermind whose name was something like "I'm being followed" and his bio stated that he was just a pizza delivery guy who (for some reason completely unknown to him) was being followed by Ninjas that would jump out and protect him whenever he got into trouble.

Followed by Ninjas, I believe was the man's name.

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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2012, 05:32:12 PM »
And a Ninja Mastermind whose name was something like "I'm being followed" and his bio stated that he was just a pizza delivery guy who (for some reason completely unknown to him) was being followed by Ninjas that would jump out and protect him whenever he got into trouble.
Followed by Ninjas, I believe was the man's name.

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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2012, 06:12:35 PM »
I was playing my Peacebringer Drake Griffin and fighting Skyraiders. I clear the room and open the door and a minion is standing there..

He looks at me.

I look at him.

He looks at me.

I turn into White Dwarf.

He turns around and runs!

I swear there was that literal pause.

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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2012, 07:41:26 PM »
HAH! Now that's a golden moment right there :)
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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2012, 05:59:20 AM »
I remember this one time I was on an ITF, and we decided to hit the console and both the AV's up top at the same time, and all of the meks wound up activating at the same time, I don't know how.  Anyway, needless to say the three tanks in the party had their hands full for a while.  It was a hoot.

I also remember a team where I faceplanted pretty soon after the front door, and someone said, "Wait, don't hospital!  You're the new team mascot!"  He then proceeded to recall me around the map for vengebait, all the while I was cheering from the floor.  He'd shout something like, "Hold on, we need to get fired up for this one!" then recall me with venge q'd up, and then shout, "Yeah!  Team spirit!"  That was a good team.

I also remember an ITF where Heat Guard and I were keeping count of our dirt naps.  He wound up ahead by six, in the end, although I'll be damned if I remember how.  Probably just dove straight into the exploding crystals, the cheater.
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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2012, 06:15:59 AM »
I posted some of these on the official forums:

Why is this guy pushing a shopping cart in a sewer?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is4c5AeD_4c

What sort of workout routine is this Tsoo into?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr-ClKBPvEM

There's some weird sh*t going on in Mercy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI8S9XUbpKQ

Really, really weird sh*t:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju05ymyY3Uw

The weirdest death animation ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4S_Nhq2E4o

And these lunatics decided to pull Kronos to a burning building just because of something I said, and let it get blown up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTAcSMg6gp0

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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2012, 06:33:33 AM »
And these lunatics decided to pull Kronos to a burning building just because of something I said, and let it get blown up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTAcSMg6gp0

That.

Was.

AWESOME!
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Re: Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2012, 07:42:19 AM »
What sort of workout routine is this Tsoo into?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr-ClKBPvEM
Cirque de Tsooleil.   ;D
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