I found this nice list of
2300 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG.
including but way not limited to:
55. Before facing the dragon, not allowed to glaze the elf.
207. The following weapons are not legal choices in a duel: Steamroller, Nerve Gas, Landmine, Midget.
240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.
417. The solution to all my problems is not Crinos.
421. I will not convince the GM's noob GF to play a psychotic combat monster.
450. When told to distract the villainess, they didn't mean with a surprise marriage proposal.
502. If my name isn't Grimlock, can't start every sentence with "Me Grimlock".
516. Not allowed to name my characters Grimlock.
880. Searching the dead PC for spell components is ok. Using him for spell components is not.
1144. I cannot have any gun that lets me kill the villain without being in at least an adjacent county.
1191. Super powers that are only useful to art majors are vetoed.
1328. The very concept of a Hutt lap dancer will earn me a dark side point.
1584. Even if the rules allow it, you can't sneak with a running chainsaw.
1611. Even if she started it, no setting the princess on fire.
1624. It is bad form to sing along with the elevator music in a Black Ops.
1666. If if takes more than five minutes for the debris to stop falling, I need to pick a smaller gun.
1667. When told to distract the bad guy they didn't mean by playing Wham over their commlinks.
1683. Killing the orc horde by drowning them all at once is heroic. Killing them by drowning them one at a time is an alignment check.
1877. I will stop asking the high elf for a hit.
2016. While extremely cool, my superhero needs something more than just a gun that fires badgers at people.
