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Who is CodeWalker: (A tribute through Chuck Norris-style jokes)
Van Allen:
Codewalker straightened out an endless loop.
TonyV:
Codewalker's line numbers step by one.
Codewalker can use expressions in the LHS of an assignment.
Codewalker doesn't use hexadecimal, he uses base 256.
Like some people, Codewalker has a photographic memory. Unlike other people's, Codewalker's is 32-bit 1200dpi.
Speaking of which, Codewalker's JPG files are stored at 120% quality.
Codewalker once wrote a sentient self-replicating program. Things started to get out of hand, so to fix the problem, he wrote a sentient cannibal.
Codewalker once drove cross-country using only a Karnaugh map for navigation.
Some people play chess blindfolded. Codewalker plays Cuphead blindfolded.
Codewalker wrote a compression algorithm that reduces all files to one byte. Asked how he can tell the files apart, he simply said, "intonation."
Some hackers use back doors to get into protected systems. Codewalker uses second-story windows.
Remember that game show Password? Codewalker came up with his own home version called 2048-Bit Certificate.
Codewalker always had a hard time understanding why just one programming language was called BASIC.
IBM's Watson computer calls Codewalker for answers to questions it can't figure out.
Codewalker once wrote a sorting algorithm that was so fast, it caught the binary tree on fire.
healix:
Paragon Avenger:
Once somebody tried to hack into CodeWalker's computer, CodeWalker took the opportunity to reverse the hack and delete all the hacker's hacking tools, and install a video of the Olson twins saying, "You're in big trouble, mister." that plays in an endless loop.
Project Managers hate CodeWalker, because by the time they finish their work-breakdown structure Gnatt charts, he is already finished writing, debugging and testing the new software.
CodeWalker's programs don't have bugs, they have upgraded features.
Paragon Avenger:
CodeWalker wrote a war-game once. Well somehow got lose, and invaded some island nation in the Pacific Ocean.
CodeWalker can use two keyboards at the same time.
CodeWalker has a supercharged mouse.
CodeWalker doesn't have 2 or 3 monitors to do his programming, he uses an IMax style screen.
CodeWalker has to use VR goggles to debug his code, but it is always the fault of a bad compiler.
CodeWalker can divide by zero, in double-percision.
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