Article title on Syfy's Blastr website: "Scientists developing new AI to let robots 'hunt' their prey like a predator".
What, exactly, about the idea of the robot uprising don't these yutzes understand? Sure, today it's luggage that finds its owner, and shopping carts that follow you through the store. Tomorrow, the program's loaded into vehicles' onboard computers, and it's Stephen King's "Christine" come true.
The first alien ship that shows up, I may go with them. (My luck, it'd be Reavers.)