The Five Word Story

[Power Gamer]

with a dark invigoration force

[Pengy]

generated by a lurking eidolon

[Power Gamer]

Our hero is momentarily startled

[Paragon Avenger]

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens.  This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime.  Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon. 
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires

[Power Gamer]

To no avail, for ominous

[healix]

Sappers emerge from the shadows

[Power Gamer]

with the endurance draining weapons

[Paragon Avenger]

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens.  This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime.  Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon. 
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons.  The Sappers fire and miss

[Power Gamer]

their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper

[Paragon Avenger]

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens.  This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime.  Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon. 
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons.  The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper.  Just then The Fattinator burst

[Power Gamer]

a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed

[Paragon Avenger]

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens.  This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime.  Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon. 
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons.  The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper.  Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper


(do our readers the courtesty of copying the previous post and bolding your appended 5-words.  Thanx)

[Power Gamer]

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens.  This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime.  Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon. 
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons.  The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper.  Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather

[Paragon Avenger]

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens.  This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime.  Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon. 
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons.  The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper.  Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather.  The Sapper shot The Fattinator

[Power Gamer]

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens.  This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime.  Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon. 
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons.  The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper.  Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather.  The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across

[Paragon Avenger]

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens.  This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime.  Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon. 
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons.  The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper.  Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather.  The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper.

[Power Gamer]

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens.  This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime.  Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon. 
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons.  The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper.  Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather.  The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent

[Waffles]

he left the gas on

[Power Gamer]

Frost-Zapper lives in Paragon City, a constant sentinel of justice.
Every single day he flies to the top of Atlas, and performs a merry stepdance as a solemn, devoted reminder of the Softshoe Stegosaurus Affair.

Sunrise glints across Paragon City when ideas become possible creation.
Frost-Zapper then bolts across the city to find the dark forces engulfing unsuspecting Paragon citizens.  This is bad, very bad for the perpetrators of crime.  Using his mighty Ice Blast and years of refined experience, Frost-Zapper expertly turns the villains on their heels, right into the wall, which is covered with a dark invigoration force generated by a lurking eidolon. 
Our hero is momentarily startled, but quickly recovers and fires To no avail, for ominous Sappers emerge from the shadows with the endurance draining weapons.  The Sappers fire and miss their mommies, but hit Frost-Zapper.  Just then The Fattinator burst a hemorroid catching Frost-Zapper flat-footed. Frost-Zapper zapped the sapper reflexively, gaining a needed breather.  The Sapper shot The Fattinator glee and hate streaming across the foyer didn't stop Frost-Zapper. Soon it became painfully apparent he left the gas on in his super-base after the

[Tahquitz]

phone rang while boiling spaghetti