Tony, why you always wait till I'm asleep to monkey with the server?
To get to the other side? Oh wait, no, that's why the chicken crossed the road.
Because it's there? No, that's why George Mallory climbed Mount Everest.
Because it is hard? No, that's why we went to the moon.
Because that's where the money is? No, that's why Willie Sutton robbed banks.
Um... I honestly don't know.