Where I have been for two years.

Started by Victoria Victrix, June 22, 2015, 09:21:23 AM

FloatingFatMan

Quote from: Victoria Victrix on June 26, 2015, 09:03:59 AM
He's still flexible.  Not dessicated enough yet to grind up.

So speaketh the voice of experience... ;)

Victoria Victrix

Quote from: FloatingFatMan on June 26, 2015, 03:31:35 PM
So speaketh the voice of experience... ;)

Experienced enough to have seen him go from this:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/59/bc/8a/59bc8a48e7d4e2b5f719a290427eb9be.jpg

To this:

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=voices.suntimes.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F03%2FScreen-shot-2014-03-11-at-5.12.39-PM.png

With my own eyes.

/em shakes cane

Now get off my lawn!

I will go down with this ship.  I won't put my hands up in surrender.  There will be no white flag above my door.  I'm in love, and always will be.  Dido

Arcana

Quote from: Victoria Victrix on June 27, 2015, 03:51:26 AM
Experienced enough to have seen him go from this:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/59/bc/8a/59bc8a48e7d4e2b5f719a290427eb9be.jpg

To this:

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=voices.suntimes.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F03%2FScreen-shot-2014-03-11-at-5.12.39-PM.png

With my own eyes.

/em shakes cane

Now get off my lawn!

It looks like you can read the entire history of the war on drugs from his hair follicles like tree rings.

FloatingFatMan

Quote from: Victoria Victrix on June 27, 2015, 03:51:26 AM
Experienced enough to have seen him go from this:

With my own eyes.

/em shakes cane

Now get off my lawn!

Liez! You ain't that old!

Victoria Victrix

Quote from: FloatingFatMan on June 27, 2015, 07:57:56 AM
Liez! You ain't that old!

65 as of three days ago.  Pancakes.  I have to go sign up for Medicare this week.
I will go down with this ship.  I won't put my hands up in surrender.  There will be no white flag above my door.  I'm in love, and always will be.  Dido

FloatingFatMan

Quote from: Victoria Victrix on June 27, 2015, 09:42:35 AM
65 as of three days ago.  Pancakes.  I have to go sign up for Medicare this week.

Stuff n nonsense.. You can't be a day over 30! ;)

Surelle

Quote from: Arcana on June 27, 2015, 07:23:04 AM
It looks like you can read the entire history of the war on drugs from his hair follicles like tree rings.

Arcana, you are continually one of the funniest people posting on these forums.   ;D

Surelle

Quote from: Victoria Victrix on June 27, 2015, 09:42:35 AM
65 as of three days ago.  Pancakes.  I have to go sign up for Medicare this week.

Hey, I'll be 50 next birthday and I was around for the Stones, Beatles, Kinks, Who etc. too.   :D

Shadowe

Quote from: Surelle on June 27, 2015, 11:15:02 AM
Hey, I'll be 50 next birthday and I was around for the Stones, Beatles, Kinks, Who etc. too.   :D

I have it on good authority that FFM was present at the signing of the Magna Carta, but there's absolutely no proof to the rumours that he was once a wise frankincense trader best known for birthday gifts.
The wisdom of Shadowe: Ghostraptor: The Shadowe is wise ...; FFM: Shadowe is no longer wise. ; Techbot_Alpha: Also, what Shadowe said. It seems he is still somewhat wise ; Bull Throttle: Shadowe was unwise in this instance...; Rock_Powerfist: in this instance Shadowe is wise.; Techbot_Alpha: Shadowe is very wise *nods*; Zortel: *Quotable line about Shadowe being wise goes here.* FFM: I think you're mostly wise in this instance, apart from one part.

FloatingFatMan

Quote from: Shadowe on June 27, 2015, 12:09:51 PM
I have it on good authority that FFM was present at the signing of the Magna Carta, but there's absolutely no proof to the rumours that he was once a wise frankincense trader best known for birthday gifts.

Oi! Watch it you or I won't let you back on my ark!

Shadowe

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Quote from: FloatingFatMan on June 27, 2015, 02:39:23 PM
Oi! Watch it you or I won't let you back on my ark!

Said Optimus Prime on one of his off-days, approximately 4 million years ago.
The wisdom of Shadowe: Ghostraptor: The Shadowe is wise ...; FFM: Shadowe is no longer wise. ; Techbot_Alpha: Also, what Shadowe said. It seems he is still somewhat wise ; Bull Throttle: Shadowe was unwise in this instance...; Rock_Powerfist: in this instance Shadowe is wise.; Techbot_Alpha: Shadowe is very wise *nods*; Zortel: *Quotable line about Shadowe being wise goes here.* FFM: I think you're mostly wise in this instance, apart from one part.

MWRuger

Quote from: Arcana on June 27, 2015, 07:23:04 AM
It looks like you can read the entire history of the war on drugs from his hair follicles like tree rings.

Everybody who follows the Stone is amazed he is still alive. Hell, he's amazed he's still if you read his autobiography. (Which is a very good read if the music still moves you.)

I don't think you need to snort processed Keith Richards. Just being in a room with him is likely to give you a contact high.
AKA TheDevilYouKnow
Return of CoH - Oh My God! It looks like it can happen!

Arcana

Quote from: FloatingFatMan on June 27, 2015, 02:39:23 PM
Oi! Watch it you or I won't let you back on my ark!

FFM telling people to please remove themselves from his lawn at their earliest convenience, back in his less floaty days:

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/368/19185672736_0f9fa05bdd_o.gif

FloatingFatMan

^ Aaaah, my younger, slimmer days... *sigh*

Vee

Quote from: TheDevilYouKnow on June 27, 2015, 05:35:37 PM
Everybody who follows the Stone is amazed he is still alive. Hell, he's amazed he's still if you read his autobiography. (Which is a very good read if the music still moves you.)

I don't think you need to snort processed Keith Richards. Just being in a room with him is likely to give you a contact high.

I got the impression from his autobio that he was a lightweight, at least if we're to believe what he says w/r/t amounts. The story about the roadie trying to flush all the stuff in the bathroom was classic though.

Surelle

Quote from: Vee on June 28, 2015, 12:12:38 AM
I got the impression from his autobio that he was a lightweight, at least if we're to believe what he says w/r/t amounts. The story about the roadie trying to flush all the stuff in the bathroom was classic though.

A lightweight compared to whom-- Ozzy Osbourne?   :P

Victoria Victrix

I will go down with this ship.  I won't put my hands up in surrender.  There will be no white flag above my door.  I'm in love, and always will be.  Dido

healix

shoot...I have underwear older than all of you.
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.


healix

LOL...back in my day, they made underwear that lasted...and we LIKED it like that!
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.