Where I have been for two years.

[FloatingFatMan]

He's still flexible.  Not dessicated enough yet to grind up.

So speaketh the voice of experience...

[Victoria Victrix]

So speaketh the voice of experience...

Experienced enough to have seen him go from this:



To this:



With my own eyes.

/em shakes cane

Now get off my lawn!

[Arcana]

Experienced enough to have seen him go from this:



To this:



With my own eyes.

/em shakes cane

Now get off my lawn!

It looks like you can read the entire history of the war on drugs from his hair follicles like tree rings.

[FloatingFatMan]

Experienced enough to have seen him go from this:

With my own eyes.

/em shakes cane

Now get off my lawn!

Liez! You ain't that old!

[Victoria Victrix]

Liez! You ain't that old!

65 as of three days ago.  Pancakes.  I have to go sign up for Medicare this week.

[FloatingFatMan]

65 as of three days ago.  Pancakes.  I have to go sign up for Medicare this week.

Stuff n nonsense.. You can't be a day over 30!

[Surelle]

It looks like you can read the entire history of the war on drugs from his hair follicles like tree rings.

Arcana, you are continually one of the funniest people posting on these forums.   

[Surelle]

65 as of three days ago.  Pancakes.  I have to go sign up for Medicare this week.

Hey, I'll be 50 next birthday and I was around for the Stones, Beatles, Kinks, Who etc. too.   

[Shadowe]

Hey, I'll be 50 next birthday and I was around for the Stones, Beatles, Kinks, Who etc. too.   

I have it on good authority that FFM was present at the signing of the Magna Carta, but there's absolutely no proof to the rumours that he was once a wise frankincense trader best known for birthday gifts.

[FloatingFatMan]

I have it on good authority that FFM was present at the signing of the Magna Carta, but there's absolutely no proof to the rumours that he was once a wise frankincense trader best known for birthday gifts.

Oi! Watch it you or I won't let you back on my ark!

[Shadowe]

Oi! Watch it you or I won't let you back on my ark!

Said Optimus Prime on one of his off-days, approximately 4 million years ago.

[MWRuger]

It looks like you can read the entire history of the war on drugs from his hair follicles like tree rings.

Everybody who follows the Stone is amazed he is still alive. Hell, he's amazed he's still if you read his autobiography. (Which is a very good read if the music still moves you.)

I don't think you need to snort processed Keith Richards. Just being in a room with him is likely to give you a contact high.

[Arcana]

Oi! Watch it you or I won't let you back on my ark!

FFM telling people to please remove themselves from his lawn at their earliest convenience, back in his less floaty days:

[FloatingFatMan]

^ Aaaah, my younger, slimmer days... *sigh*

[Vee]

Everybody who follows the Stone is amazed he is still alive. Hell, he's amazed he's still if you read his autobiography. (Which is a very good read if the music still moves you.)

I don't think you need to snort processed Keith Richards. Just being in a room with him is likely to give you a contact high.

I got the impression from his autobio that he was a lightweight, at least if we're to believe what he says w/r/t amounts. The story about the roadie trying to flush all the stuff in the bathroom was classic though.

[Surelle]

I got the impression from his autobio that he was a lightweight, at least if we're to believe what he says w/r/t amounts. The story about the roadie trying to flush all the stuff in the bathroom was classic though.

A lightweight compared to whom-- Ozzy Osbourne?   

[Victoria Victrix]

Stuff n nonsense.. You can't be a day over 30!

In what, hexadecimal?

[healix]

shoot...I have underwear older than all of you.

[Arcana]

shoot...I have underwear older than all of you.

TMI

[healix]

LOL...back in my day, they made underwear that lasted...and we LIKED it like that!