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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger


Paragon Avenger

#661
Great, we have an ice blaster and a fire tank on our team, this isn't going to work.

Power Gamer

Hope you have good dental insurance. NAH, I don't care if you do...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'm sick and tired of beating up bad guys; I'm out of here!


Power Gamer

Fear may Proctolodagger Mk IV!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Hey, I beat up that guy last week.

Paragon Avenger

Ok, here's da plan see, you guys rush in and I go around back.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Power Gamer, handle my light work!

Power Gamer

Want so Cool Whip with that cherry top?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'm going to give my teammates a chance to shine.

Power Gamer

I brought the splints and tourniquets with me. Lets get started.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'm going in, if I need your help, I'll faceplant.

Power Gamer

I smell trouble, and it not just my deodorant!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

My power-gamer-senses tell me we better get ready.

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

That's gunna leave a stain on the asphalt
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I came here to get XP and collect influence, and I'm all out of...wait.