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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger

I will shave your armpits with my tongue!
(wait a minute, that's not right, who wrote this?)

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Could you bad guys stand in order of who I'm going to kill first, that would be so helpful.

Power Gamer

How many times have I got to say it? Keep your blood and other bodily fluid to yourself!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok, this can end one of two ways: You die and I win.

Power Gamer

Punch in the groin for you, Punch in the groin for you, Punch in the groin for you, Punch in the groin for everyone!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

This is going to get ugly; wear a cup.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

I don't know what to say...You want to get a Starbucks?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

This here is a writ wrote for a rat, you.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Hey, after we defeat these creeps, wanna go get something to eat?

Power Gamer

Yeah, lets go down to Spanky's after we spank this bunch of goobers.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

First one who gets killed, has to buy the first round.

Power Gamer

Awww, man the Vahzilok never bring their wallets.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

ok, let's do this the exact same way we did it all those times before.

Power Gamer

A fork, an angora cat, and whipped cream?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok people, don't panic, but we seem to have lost your children.

Power Gamer

I saw 'em go over to that sewer grate with a clown holding red balloons...should I have said something?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"