Excuses for missing work.

[Drauger9]

I worked with this one guy for 10 years (he finally got fired).

The two best call outs he did where.

The first one was a no call/ no show on Christmas Eve. He said he was held hostage by a man. Who thought he was his brother. Who was sleeping with this man's wife.

The second one, he called out Drunk because his friend took him out to eat for his birthday and had a few to many. The best part about the second one was. My boss was going to make him come in drunk and asked us if we wanted him to. We all said no, we'd rather him stay home. LOL!