What names would you grab for first if we're starting from scratch?

[Pengy]

Bulbous Baggage
Balling
Darling
Milli
Vanilli
Winken
Blinken
Nod
Oingo
Boingo
Gaffer
Gammer
Gopher
Thuringenwaldschild
Gonoff the Grid

[Paragon Avenger]

Player1

ASorryAssHero
Some-Silly-Freak
(the above two are only for the NPC banter)

[Pengy]

The Kickside Kid

[PhiloticKnight]

Wulfereen, for the lulz.

[Korbian]

The Kickside Kid

((Pengy!  There you are!  Tahquitz and I were just wondering where you'd wandered off to.  Good to see you!))

[Tahquitz]

She's not wrong.

[Paragon Avenger]

Nobody never wonders where I wandered off to.   :(

[eabrace]

You would have to wander off, first.

[Paragon Avenger]

You would have to wander off, first.

Oh right.  I keep forgetting to do that.
And I keep forgetting to wear pants.

[doc7924]

Funny how a while ago this was a speculation thread.

Who knew we would actually get the chance to do it again.

[Paragon Avenger]

I think it's safe to tell you now.
I grabbed The Paragon Avenger on all 5 servers.

So there.
:P

[Pengy]

But who took The Paragon Avenger's Pants?

[Korbian]

That's kind of like how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop...

The world may never know.

[Pengy]

Count Sudoku

[Paragon Avenger]

Count Sudoku

Yeah, but he could only go up to level 9.

[Castegyre]

Nostalgiaddict

[Pengy]

Nostalgiaddict

Nosferatalgia

[Paragon Avenger]

Atomic Wednesday
Wreck It Ian
Whats His Face
Cystal Cherry

[Castegyre]

Cole Minor
The Manorism
Anachro-Commuterist

[Pengy]

Telepath whose powers work only when 99 assistants, usually hanging out at the SG base, all concentrate together:
Centi-Mentalist