My favorite was the dual simultaneous meetings. If you were invited to one you were immediately "laid off" and an army of security marched all of you to the door. If you went to the other you were given a little speech about how this was needed for the company and then they sent you back to work.
Been there, done that... I don't recall the day of the week (it was a *l o n g* time ago), but it *was* first thing in the morning, because after packing our stuff, 4 or 5 of us who were in the layoff batch, went over to the local bar for an early lunch to comiserate, grouse, and have a couple (ok, several
) beverages.
While I generally agree that in my field (IT programming), it is pretty common to "get walked to the door" by security, I've also been in some companies where folks were given advance notice that they were getting RIF'd (Reduction in Force), so they could post internally for other possible positions.
Like many things in business -- "it depends".
Regards,
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