Where Have All The Heroes Gone: Forum

Paragon Avenger · October 05, 2015, 03:26:05 AM

Developer 13: PA, booby, I heard that you're writing another story.
Me: That is correct.
Developer 13: I hope you remember who helped you get your start.
Me: I just, one day, decided that I should try this Fan Fiction stuff.
Developer 13: Look, I ain't saying who said what, baby, what am I talking about?
Me: What are you talking about?
Developer 13: Do I have to spell it out for you. Put me in that story, already.
Me: I don't know.
Developer 13: You're such a kidder. Listen, either I'm in that story or you're going to wish you had.
Me: What do you mean?
Developer 13: Have I ever told you how JavaScript was created? It's a six hour story.
Me: Don't you threaten me!
Developer 13: I don't want it to come to that. Think it over.
Developer 13 walks away.
Me: No wonder I deleted that guy.

Paragon Avenger · October 13, 2015, 03:54:34 AM

Yikes!
Grav-Knight had better not upset Necrophillia again.

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Paragon Avenger · October 17, 2015, 05:59:53 AM

Why can't that dragon learn to trust Ms. Liberty?

Paragon Avenger · October 17, 2015, 07:17:16 PM

If you haven't read the post of October 16 or 17 of WHATHG: #6, you probably should before reading this.

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Paragon Avenger · October 25, 2015, 02:06:05 AM

Ms. Liberty truly is a crafty old gal.

Paragon Avenger · November 03, 2015, 03:58:42 AM

Yes, I started another story.
Yes, it is a bit more interesting than #6, Blue Side.
No, I have not abandoned this series.
Yes, Blue Side maybe the last story of the series.
As I write this an idea for number 7 popped into my head.
I'll consider that for a while.
Meanwhile, thanks for reading this non-sense.

Paragon Avenger · November 03, 2015, 04:44:19 PM

Wow, I really do like writing this junk. I hope you enjoy reading it.

Paragon Avenger · November 07, 2015, 03:31:26 AM

What if Necrophillia and Tommy B. get together?

BrassFox and Super Fire Dragon could have a duel.

Paragon Avenger · November 08, 2015, 11:42:01 PM

I started the "Paragon Avenger Fan Site" so that I could roleplay as an author.
I guess that it was too subtle.

Anyway, I made over 2800 posts, they all can't be gems.

Paragon Avenger · November 14, 2015, 07:16:05 AM

Well, I guess this forum can be for both the "Where Have All The Heroes Gone" series and "The Story of THeM".
I've been sick lately and not feeling up to writing stuff. Here's to hoping that I get to feeling better and get back to my normal productive self.

Paragon Avenger · November 17, 2015, 04:43:53 AM

SFD: Yo, PA.
Me: What, Dragon?
SFD: I've been reading "The Story of THeM"
Me: Really? So what do you think?
SFD: Well, it's ok, I suppose, but ...
Me: But what?
SFD: It's lacking something.
Me: Like what?
SFD: Like me, you doofus.
Me: Super Fire Dragon, you can't be in every story.
SFD: Why, I have been so far.
Me: Yes, but that's different.
SFD: How so?
Me: Well, for one thing, it doesn't take place in Paragon City or the Rogue Isles.
SFD: Really. Where does it take place then?
Me: Real life.
SFD: It'll never sell.
Me: Dragon!
SFD: Ok, ok, what else is different about it?
Me: Well orindary people are doing things, no supers.
SFD: No supers! Now I'm certain it won't sell.
Me: But you don't understand.
SFD: I understand plenty.
Me: Now, Dragon.
SFD: No, really.
Me: Ok, how do you see it?
SFD: I think that you're trying to replace me with cheap foreign workers who do the work Americans simply won't do.
Me: That's ridiculous.
SFD: Oh yeah, how much cheese are you paying that Tommy B. guy?
Me: I'm not paying him any cheese.
SFD: I knew it, cheap foreign labor.

(Great, now I feel like Jeff Dunham.)

Paragon Avenger · November 21, 2015, 07:45:14 AM

I'm thinking that #6 will be the last of the WHATHG series.
Hey, stop cheering.

Paragon Avenger · November 24, 2015, 04:18:18 AM

I stole the Eastgate Affair.
What to do with it?

Paragon Avenger · November 30, 2015, 06:35:15 AM

The idea I had for #7 was not big enough, so it might get folded into #6.

Paragon Avenger · December 05, 2015, 07:13:06 AM

Maybe if Ms. Liberty went to South Korea, we could get our game back.

Paragon Avenger · December 06, 2015, 08:42:10 AM

So what do you think:

Fred surrenders
Fred hides what Kolissa wants
Fred destorys it
Fred battles Kolissa
Fred calls another hero
The whole thing was a trap set by Ms. Liberty
The whole thing was a trick by Kolissa
Hero Commander puts 2 & 2 together
Kolissa admends it

Paragon Avenger · December 07, 2015, 04:35:15 AM

Flower Knight: Excuse me, PA
Me: Yes, Flower Knight?
Flower Knight: A bunch of us were wondering if we were going to be in any more stories.
Me: I'm not sure, why do you ask?
Flower Knight: Well, when they changed the tutorial, I was out of work. So, I started hanging out in Ourouborous.
Me: I much needed vacation.
Flower Knight: Well, now I want back in the action.
Me: I see.
Flower Knight: Maybe I could fight Necrophillia or Kolissa.
Me: They would tear you to pieces.
Flower knight: It was just a thought, you don't have to rub it in.
Me: Sorry Flower Knight.
Flower Knight: By the way, I don't like Flower Night or Flour Knight and especially Flour Night.
Me: Oh, well about those, you see.
Flower Knight: Save it mister.
Me: Look, they are tribute toons to you, but not you so I can make them do stuff that you wouldn't do.
Flower Knight: So super Fire Dragon was right, you are using cheap foreign labor doing the work that Americans simply won't do.

There has to be a pill I can take to stop these conversations.

Paragon Avenger · December 19, 2015, 03:56:19 AM

Ok, the THeM Story is coming along or hit a dead end one of the two, I think.

Blue Side might be wrapping up soon.

Eastgate Affair might have a guest writer.

Paragon Avenger · December 21, 2015, 08:07:29 AM

Necrophillia: hey, PA, I heard that you are writing a drama.
Me: That's right.
Necrophillia: Well, I can be pretty dramatic.
Me: yes, you can most definitely.
Necrophillia: So put me in the story why don't you.
Me: You really wouldn't fit in.
Necrophillia: Ah, cheap foreign labor doing the work that Americans simply won't do.
Me: No, who told you that?
Necrophillia: A little birdie.
Me: A little birdie?
Necrophillia: Well, he did have wings.
Me: The Dragon?
Necrophillia: The Dragon.
Me: Don't listen to him, he just wants cheese.
Necrophillia: Are you sure, because I know some people who are just dying to meet you.
Me: You mean, just dead.
Necrophillia: How dare you. (she became angry and grew taller in a fountain of fire)
Me: Necrophillia, calm down.
Necrophillia: Sorry about that. (she returned to her lovable goth self.)
Me: Look, the story is about how a group of people are trying to buy the game City of Heroes.
Necrophillia: Why would they want to do that?
Me: So they can start the game back up.
Necrophillia: tell them to stop.
Me: Why?
Necrophillia: Because, I haven't been sent to the hospital in 3 years. let's keep it that way.
Me: How about the time Kolissa shot you with her poison darts?
Necrophillia: I said, let's keep it that way.
Me: But Necrophillia, be reasonable, surely you miss the work, the excitment, the challenge and so forth.
Necrophillia: Are you deaf, I said, let's keep it that way.

Why did I ever roll-up a necromancer with necrophilia?

FeliciaDivine · December 21, 2015, 04:44:38 PM

O-M-G it's true! It's all true! Super Fire Dragon told me you were up to no good.

Not even going to pay me a cheese donut???

Your not only going for CHEAP foreign labour, you want free too???

SFD and I are going on strike and Flower Knight too, that makes it a threesome. If you want in on a threesome making it a moresome then you better start stocking up on a lot of cheese, baby!!!

Just wait until Ms. Liberty hears about all this, then you will be sorry!!!