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Completely fake CoH news (for fun while we wait for real updates)
Blondeshell:
--- Quote from: Ryo Kinsaru on August 18, 2014, 07:02:06 AM ---... all CoX fans associated with the Titan Network and Project Hail Mary should exhaust every resource obtaining an albino goat, a slab of granite (less than 20 lbs. for shipping purposes) resembling Abraham Lincoln, and the front left quarter panel from a 1954 Studebaker Champion.
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Sounds like someone listens to Car Talk. ;)
Eoraptor:
Leaked today on Wikileaks; the NSA not only failed to ever infiltrate City of Heroes servers, but, on accessing customer level equipment, were somehow confused and repelled by someone refusing to answer to the name Nemesis. This can neither be confirmed nor denied, and may or may not be a misdirect.
Details as the story develops.
Angel Phoenix77:
It was found out earlier that Statesman is real after a unidentified person captured a 30 sec video from their cell phone, more news of this as is comes in.
Ryo Kinsaru:
Update 8/19/2014 8:11 p.m.: The Abe Lincoln slab of granite has been acquired. The left front quarter panel for the 1954 Studebaker Champion has been located and, according to Timmy Johnson who mows their lawn, Mr. and Mrs. Gunderson will be vacationing in Santa Monica this weekend and the quarter panel will be readily available. The albino goat remains elusive.
No updates on Mr. Fluffles at this time.
Shifter:
Rovio, the maker of Angry Birds, has been announced as the mystery buyer. "We have some exciting new changes that we feel people will really like." The initial reboot will include a major game update, Issue 24: Golden Egg.
Issue 24: Golden Egg release notes:
The following new power sets will be added:
Mastermind:
Pig Summoning
Blaster/Corrupter/Defender:
Slingshots
Tank/Brute/Scrapper/Stalker:
Egg armor
Controller/Dominator:
Bird control
New hero TF:
"Save the eggs"
New Villian SF:
"Steal the eggs"
Zone changes:
FBZ jump points have been replaced with slingshots.
New space station zone:
An "Angry Birds Space" zone will be added.
Event changes:
Angry bird and pig costumes have been added to the Halloween event.
In addition to the new power sets above, all buildings in the game will be partially or fully breakable via a new vet reward power. Angry Birds will also now be playable in game while waiting in LFG queue.
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