Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Pengy]

Like a good unknown, Ubelmann is there.

[Paragon Avenger]

Like a good vamp, Vannessa is there.

[Paragon Avenger]

I have a phrase in mind, so I want to do Z, unless nobody objects.

[Paragon Avenger]

Like a good workman, Walter is there.

[Paragon Avenger]

Like a good xenophobe, Xavier is there.

[Paragon Avenger]

Like a good Youth, Yevette is there.

[Paragon Avenger]

Like a good zoo-keeper, Zeke is there.

[Paragon Avenger]

Nobody likes W-X-Y-Z anyway.
(yes, I cheated, sorwy.)

[Paragon Avenger]

Ok, I think this might be more fun, but who knows.

[Airline <or> United], come fly the [adjective] [noun].

If you want, the airline can match, or just use United---whatever.

[Paragon Avenger]

American Airlines, come fly the angry Alps.

[Floride]

Botswana Airlines, come fly the boffing bovines

[Pengy]

Continental, come fly the cushy cruisers.

[Floride]

Delta, come fly the dubious disasters

[Paragon Avenger]

Eastern, come fly the easy equator

[Pengy]

FedEx, come fly to the far end of Faultline.

[Paragon Avenger]

United, come fly the goovy golf-cart.

[Pengy]

United, come fly the hopeless helicopter.

[Floride]

Icelandair, come fly the intelligent internet

[SerialBeggar]

JetBlue, come fly the jet-setting jitney.

[Paragon Avenger]

United, come fly the killer kites.