Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

Paragon Avenger · July 29, 2015, 08:00:43 PM

How many Hercules's does it take to hurl a lightbulb?

(One, yup, I'd say one.)

Paragon Avenger · August 01, 2015, 03:03:40 PM

How many invertebrates does it take to invent a lightbulb?

Pengy · August 01, 2015, 04:55:19 PM

How many jackalopes does it take to jackalight bulb?

Paragon Avenger · August 01, 2015, 08:11:05 PM

How many Krackens does it take to KO a lightbulb?

Paragon Avenger · August 02, 2015, 02:36:11 PM

How many landladies does it take to let a lightbulb?

(...and it's only a 40-watt.)

Pengy · August 02, 2015, 03:46:20 PM

How many mutants does it take to morph a light bulb?

SerialBeggar · August 02, 2015, 03:48:35 PM

How many nuisances does it take to niggle a light bulb?

Pengy · August 02, 2015, 04:27:27 PM

How many opals does it take to outshine a light bulb?

SerialBeggar · August 02, 2015, 05:17:00 PM

How many quails does it take to question a light bulb?

Pengy · August 02, 2015, 08:49:37 PM

How many rectangles does it take to render a light bulb?

SerialBeggar · August 02, 2015, 09:20:12 PM

How many scripters does it take to serialize a light bulb?

Floride · August 02, 2015, 10:24:56 PM

How many Tankers does it take to Taunt a light bulb?

Pengy · August 02, 2015, 11:33:37 PM

How many UX Weenies does it take to unscrew a light bulb?

Seven.
1. I don't see a use case for unscrewed light bulbs
2. I welded it in place, go me
3. This is the newbie-friendly version with no serviceable parts
4. People don't unscrew light bulbs all that often, so it should be made difficult as possible
5. How many people use light bulbs other than in the fixture anyway?
6. Retard, just use the switch like normal people
7. Call an electrician

Paragon Avenger · August 04, 2015, 05:37:43 AM

How many veterinarians doe s it take to vaccinate a light bulb?

Paragon Avenger · August 05, 2015, 01:17:10 AM

How many worms does it take to work a light bulb?

Floride · August 05, 2015, 01:25:44 AM

How many Xenobytes does it take to change a Xenon bulb?

Paragon Avenger · August 05, 2015, 01:37:24 AM

How many yams does it take to yank a light bulb?

Floride · August 05, 2015, 01:43:41 AM

How many zits does it take to zap a light bulb?

Paragon Avenger · August 05, 2015, 04:21:24 AM

Ha ha, Flo.
It's your turn to come up with a phrase.
And make it a good one.
One noun and one adjective or adverb.
And don't make it too long.
And don't make it real short either.
And make it so that we can have fun with it.
And don't take too long to post the new phrase.

Paragon Avenger · August 06, 2015, 12:54:06 AM

Or just say, "Pass".