Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Floride]

My brother put a coffee cake in my pants and now it's all coagulating.

[Paragon Avenger]

My brother put a dog in my pants and now it's all drooling.

[Paragon Avenger]

My brother put an eel in my pants, and now it's all egg-laying.

[Floride]

My brother put a frog in my pants, and now it's farting.
Really.
It's the frog.

[Pengy]

My brother dressed a golem in my pants and now it's all goalkeeping.

[SerialBeggar]

My brother put a hanger in my pants and now it's all humdrum!

[Floride]

My brother put an isosceles in my pants and now it's all integers

[Paragon Avenger]

My brother put a juggler in my pants, and now it's all jigglily.

[Floride]

My brother put a Kraken in my pants, and now it's all Knockback.

[Paragon Avenger]

My brother put a lady in my pants, and now it's all lacy.

[Paragon Avenger]

My brother put a mouse in my pants, and now it's all messed-up.

[Floride]

My brother put a obelisk in my pants, and now it's all obscene.

[Paragon Avenger]

Maybe you wanna do N first.

My brother put a obelisk in my pants, and now it's all obscene.

[SerialBeggar]

My brother put a nappy in my pants, now it's all nice.

[Floride]

Maybe you wanna do N first.

Doh!

My brother put a plot device in my pants, now it's all protagonist.

[Paragon Avenger]

My brother put a Quacker in my pants, and now it's all quibbling.

[SerialBeggar]

My brother put a rocket in my pants and now it's all roasted.

[Paragon Avenger]

My brother put a snake in my pants, and now it's all stiff.

[Floride]

My brother put a turtle in my pants, and now it's all terrified.

[Paragon Avenger]

My brother put an unicorn in my pants, and now it's all up.
(No, that's an unicorn's horn.  No, really.)