Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Paragon Avenger]

We're waiting.

[Floride]

LOL, I'll give it another shot.
How about...
A [bird] on the hand is worth 2 in the [bush]

The first should be a living creature, but the second can be anything - flora,  a land formation, a building, a vehicle - whatever sounds funniest I guess.

A Aardvark in the hand is worth 2 in the Astrodome.

[SerialBeggar]

A boobie in hand is worth 2 on the beach.

[Pengy]

A Carnie in the hand is worth two in the cave.

[Paragon Avenger]

A Doberman on the hand is worth two on the derriere.

[Pengy]

An elephant in the hand is worth two in the egg cup.

[SerialBeggar]

A fish in hand is worth two in the fertilizer.

[Paragon Avenger]

A gorilla in the hand is worth two in the gazebo.

[SerialBeggar]

A heifer in hand is worth two on the highway.

[Paragon Avenger]

An iguana in the hand is worth two in the intimates.

[Paragon Avenger]

A jaguar in the hand is worth two in the jelly.

[SerialBeggar]

A kitten in hand is worth two in the knickers.

[Paragon Avenger]

I had two kittens in the knickers once, had to go to the doctor's to get a shot.

[Pengy]

A liger in the hand is worth two in the line.

[Paragon Avenger]

A mouse in the hand is worth two in the chocolate moose.

[SerialBeggar]

A narwhal in hand is worth two in Norway.

[Blondeshell]

An ostrich in the hand is worth two in the office.

[Paragon Avenger]

A pelican in the hand is worth two in the penthouse.

[Paragon Avenger]

A qusar in the hand in worth two in the queue.

(where does it say that it has to make sense?)

[Pengy]

A rat in the hand beats two in the refectory.